Let's pretend that Mufasa wasn't killed in the Lion King........

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He would have had to oust Simba from the pride anyways and the drought still would have happened anyways. If Simba returned to the pride, he would've had to deal with Mufasa on some grown man shyt like he had to with Scar (the true Lion Kang :lawd:). Not only would he have to deal with Mufasa, but he'd have to fight the lionesses, too, just like he had to with Scar

Who wins this: Ponk ass Simba or his ponk ass daddy Mufasa :mjpls:?
 
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Scar da true Kang?

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He would have had to oust Simba from the pride anyways and the drought still would have happened anyways. If Simba returned to the pride, he would've had to deal with Mufasa on some grown man shyt like he had to with Scar (the true Lion Kang :lawd:). Not only would he have to deal with Mufasa, but he'd have to fight the lionesses, too, just like he had to with Scar

Who wins this: Ponk ass Simba or his ponk ass daddy Mufasa :mjpls:?
:dwillhuh: none of that other shyt woulda happened & simba never woulda left the pride, what movie you watched breh???
 

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The drought came because Scar let the hyenas come and eat. too many mouths to feed. thats how they wiped out the antelope population. Did you even watch the muthafukkin movie breh?

Why didn't they just move to another place where there was more food :dwillhuh:. Hyenas gotta eat, too, so I'm not buying that Disney bullshyt. A bunch of fukkin' animals dancing and singing because Simba was born when he was going to grow up and eat them and their children? :what:

Tried to make Mufasa's punk ass out to be some kind of benevolent saint. I know propaganda when I see it :comeon:
 
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:dwillhuh: none of that other shyt woulda happened & simba never woulda left the pride, what movie you watched breh???

It's a lion pride, breh. You thought Mufasa was just going to let another male lion live in his tribe and live happily ever after :usure:?

Simba was going to be a problem that had to be dealt with sooner or later.
 
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Scar da true Kang?

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Why not? He's black (I know Jeremy Irons voiced him, but still) , was harsh and brutal when he needed to be, and he put brehs from impoverished neighborhoods on his team after the system neglected them (the hyenas). Unfortunately, disney's plot devices won't ever let a true brotha shine :smh:

Da true Kang :lawd:
 

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Why didn't they just move to another place where there was more food :dwillhuh:. Hyenas gotta eat, too, so I'm not that Disney bullshyt. A bunch of fukkin' animals dancing and singing because Simba was born when he was going to grow up and eat them and their children? :what:

Tried to make Mufasa's punk ass out to be some kind of benevolent saint. I know propaganda when I see it :comeon:
Circle of life breh. And fukk them damn hyenas.
 

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Why not? He's black (I know Jeremy Irons voiced him, but still) , was harsh and brutal when he needed to be, and he put brehs from impoverished neighborhoods on his team (the hyenas)

Da true Kang :lawd:
fukk that. Mufasa was a strong African king and his bytchass brother stabbed him in the back and gave up their homeland to some fukking outsiders out of sheer jealousy
 

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fukk that. Mufasa was a strong African king and his bytchass brother stabbed him in the back and gave up their homeland to some fukking outsiders out of sheer jealousy

:ufdup: 'Fasa got caught slippin' around a real goon and got his life and bytches snatched from him, that's his fault
 

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It's a lion pride, breh. You thought Mufasa was just going to let another male lion live in his tribe and live happily ever after :usure:?
Simba was going to be a problem that had to be dealt with sooner or later.
young simba woulda got older & replaced his dad, by the time he came of age mufasa woulda been :flabbynsick:, thats how lions do...
fukk that. Mufasa was a strong African king and his bytchass brother stabbed him in the back and gave up their homeland to some fukking outsiders out of sheer jealousy
haters gon hate... look at loki :mjlol:
 

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It's a lion pride, breh. You thought Mufasa was just going to let another male lion live in his tribe and live happily ever after :usure:?

Simba was going to be a problem that had to be dealt with sooner or later.
He kept scar around. Why wouldn't he keep his own son?

You do know how lion prides work right?

Lions are unusually social compared to other cats. A pride of lions consists of related females and offspring and a small number of adult males.
 
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