None of which is relevant to the collective fanbase and administration indulging one of the most overrated, overpaid coaches in the country and the team being a mediocre ball of shyt almost every year, losing to conference doormats and non-conference bums, and being top 5 in football players arrested for 4 years. Not to mention covering up two separate alleged sexual assaults. It's happening in Iowa, so no one really cares, but the program is a fukking joke. And that's not even mentioning the players contracting illness from being overtrained, the coverup of the failed drug tests and the drugdealing, and the 754 running backs who have been kicked out or transferred in the last 4 years.
Luckily, if the beer is flowing at Spoco or in the Ped Mall, people will drink and happily act/look like braindead walruses regardless of how shytty their Hawkeyes are.
