Let Godzilla live in your backyard brehs :damn:

[Sauce Dab]

Thw devil put dinosaur bones in the ground to keep you fooled and distracted @kevm3

 

[DetroitEWarren]

I can never live somewhere where I can die just falling to sleep on my porch or in my backyard , nikka fukk that.


Imagine having a drink in the backyard, watching something on the tablet, dosing off while watching, and waking up to your leg being bitten off of your body

 

[AAKing23]

Nobody doing the coli tradition in animal threads where they say they can take the animal?….I got y’all


I’ll lift that nikka off his feet and make Gator skin shoes out of him

 

[Huda2daf]

Live at lake placid crehs

 

[Pseudonym]

Live at lake placid crehs

That’s every pond in Florida. Never go in freshwater unless it’s roped off and even then still no guarantees an alligator won’t sneak in



It’s just a way of life down here unfortunately

 

[SadimirPutin]

Her parents might have the land deed but we all really know who that backyard belong to

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

GATORS ARE EMOTIONLESS BUNDLES OF INSTINCTS. THEY JUST BITE WHATEVER GETS TOO CLOSE.

 

[Art Barr]

Yok would body that gator with the blade probably.

#yokgang

Put'eem in da bag.

Art Barr

 

[Nymbus]

Honestly, what are you even supposed to do if you see this?
Looks big enough to knock down or climb over any fence you are allowed to have.
Animal control aint gonna do shyt.
Seems like all you can do is never go outside and put signs in your yard warning people about it.

imagine getting home from work late and seeing a pair of demonic glowing eyes waiting for you as you pull in the driveway like

welcome home papi

 

[goatmane]

Honestly, what are you even supposed to do if you see this?
Looks big enough to knock down or climb over any fence you are allowed to have.
Animal control aint gonna do shyt.
Seems like all you can do is never go outside and put signs in your yard warning people about it.

 

[kingdizzy01]

yo

that movie was my shyt when i was a kid

 

[8WON6]

 

[HipHopStan]

That’s not even a big gator y’all.


Come visit Florida and see

A friend of mine's father was golfing with some friends in FL and lo and behold there was a huge, gargantuan sized Gator sitting close to the pond on the course. My friend's father's golf ball went down close to the pond and he casually walked down, and said the gator didn't move at all, it just sat there smiling, looking almost dead. He got his ball and turned around started walking up the hill and all of the sudden his golfing buddies started screaming, shouting, pointing, and waving their hands. He turned around and that alligator had cleared the long bottom ground and was booking it up the hill after him at a hellish fast pace. He got away and the gator scurried back down hill and slowly dipped back into the water, but my friend's dad called it a sobering moment to say the least.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Am I the only one that sees this and wants to challenge this animal in his own turf and on his own terms? This type of shyt truly excites me brehs

 

[Pseudonym]

A friend of mine's father was golfing with some friends in FL and lo and behold there was a huge, gargantuan sized Gator sitting close to the pond on the course. My friend's father's golf ball went down close to the pond and he casually walked down, and said the gator didn't move at all, it just sat there smiling, looking almost dead. He got his ball and turned around started walking up the hill and all of the sudden his golfing buddies started screaming, shouting, pointing, and waving their hands. He turned around and that alligator had cleared the long bottom ground and was booking it up the hill after him at a hellish fast pace. He got away and the gator scurried back down hill and slowly dipped back into the water, but my friend's dad called it a sobering moment to say the least.

They are frighteningly fast. Zig zag !!!!


I feel like they teach this in every FL kindergarten class