Midwest Region
#4) Maryland: J.J. Redikk - Sketchy car valet who might take your car for a joy ride
#5) West Virginia: Mike Dunleavy Jr. - Looks like a generic police sketch
#6) Butler: Andy Reid - Looks like he waggles his fingers in front of a tray of doughnuts and says, "Don't mind if I do"
#10) Indiana: Jerry Sloan - Looks like he washes his hair with a bar of soap
#12) Buffalo: Nick Saban - Guy who runs a lap, looks at his stopwatch and says, "Still got it," while snapping his fingers
#15) New Mexico State: DeAndre Jordan - Looks like a cartoon moose
#16) Hampton: Chip Kelly - Looks like the guy who leaves comically low tips to service people, then shoots the finger gun and says, "Don't spend it all in one place"
West Region
#4) North Carolina: Donnie Walsh - Looks like he's in town to kill a guy
#9) Oklahoma State: Mike Woodson - Looks like he constantly tells his family, "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes"
East Region
#2) Virginia: Jeff Van Gundy - Eats a sandwich while conducting an autopsy
#5) Northern Iowa: Charlie Weis - Looks like he was cut in half and accidentally had the bottom half of his body sewn on backwards
#6) Providence: Pete Carroll - Looks like he hits on your wife right in front of you
#15) Belmont: Jeff Van Gundy - Looks like the guy who can't sleep in a cold medicine commercial
South Region
#6) SMU: Ben Roethlisberger - Looks like the way a four-year-old draws a person
#7) Iowa: Mike Krzyzewski - Looks like a lieutenant on the Death Star
#14) UAB: Colin Cowherd - Looks like the guy who borrows money from the mafia, but can't pay it back in the movies
#15) North Dakota State: Jim Caldwell - Looks like a mechanic who comes out with a rag, wipes his brow and says, "It's gonna be a while"