LATE PASS: San Andreas is the most ridiculously unrealistic movie in cinematic history

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The mum
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The daughter
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The running
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Might be the GOAT mother/daughter combo

Just :whoo: everywhere
 

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Was :mjlol: in the beginning...Rock team didn't do anything...

White dude jumps out and fukks up and breaks his arm...hanging there like :mjcry:

Black dude just looking out the side of the helicopter like :damn:

White chick in the car looking at them like :dahellwhat::yeah ok:

Wife was like "these mufukkas aint bout shyt" :camby:

The fact that Rock knew how to operate every type of vehicle was :mjlol:

Helicopter, Plane, Boat, Sky diving...

People looting stores...uh...where where they going with all of the stuff...with the ground crumbling beneath them...

Massive earthquake and some dude trying to drive home with 5 60 inch tv's in his pickup truck :mjlol:

Don't care who they said the director was aint no way in hell Roland Emmerich did not direct this...right down to the final shot of the flag and everything :russ:
 

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that was actually a good movie though
san andreas was garbage
I haven't seen San Andreas, I can tell a trash movie from the trailer alone:whoa: But based on your question, John Cusack's family survived the apocalypse, my dude. The President of the United States ain't make it through that:damn:Will Smith's family survived the aliens fukking up the world:wow:shyt, the family in The Day After Tomorrow was more hard body than what I saw in the San Andreas trailer:manny:
 

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The fact that Rock knew how to operate every type of vehicle was :mjlol:

Helicopter, Plane, Boat, Sky diving...

People looting stores...uh...where where they going with all of the stuff...with the ground crumbling beneath them...

Massive earthquake and some dude trying to drive home with 5 60 inch tv's in his pickup truck

This. I'm sure if there were some horses nearby he would took them shyts too and start riding. Movie was an absolute joke.
 

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Movie wasn't actually that bad. It's a disaster movie and the rock and Carla hold it down. The worst part was the subplot with Paul Giamatti because it was unnecessary
 

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Was :mjlol: in the beginning...Rock team didn't do anything...

White dude jumps out and fukks up and breaks his arm...hanging there like :mjcry:

Black dude just looking out the side of the helicopter like :damn:

White chick in the car looking at them like :dahellwhat::yeah ok:

Wife was like "these mufukkas aint bout shyt" :camby:

The fact that Rock knew how to operate every type of vehicle was :mjlol:

Helicopter, Plane, Boat, Sky diving...

People looting stores...uh...where where they going with all of the stuff...with the ground crumbling beneath them...

Massive earthquake and some dude trying to drive home with 5 60 inch tv's in his pickup truck :mjlol:

Don't care who they said the director was aint no way in hell Roland Emmerich did not direct this...right down to the final shot of the flag and everything :russ:

The part that made me fall out laughing was when this black dude saw the waves coming like :lupe::huhldup:.... He turned around to haul ass and i swear on my life that fool look just like Kevin Hart!
 
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