LaRon Landry/Super Swole finally got popped for PEDs update: got em again

[Dominic Brehetto]

Yo fam, that shyt burst into fukkin flames....

*steals idea for a skit in real life*

 

[Higher Tech]

And I have zero recollection of that play ever happening.

Lmao. Spoken like a true fan!

 

[CHERUB]

U can actually get that brolic eating clean and such. Itll take a few years if training 5 days a week but it can be done. And smoke weed to remove water weight and good metabolism

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

I knew it! I knew it!
That's why that nikka was like 5'11" and looked like the Hulk. And that's why his ass kept getting hurt all the time.


Still doesn't explain his shytty tackling though.

His arms are too big...he can't wrap up...

 

[L. Deezy]

for those that don't remember

this up there as top 5 WTF runs in pro football..lol

Im sure Earl Campbell got a few of these under his belt

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

Because he has bodybuilder type muscles that aren't functional.

I'm actually surprised he can run as well as he does being that bulky, because he has a bunch of bodybuilder "hypertrophy" type muscle that doesn't help you move on the field.

there are a some dude that train for power and for look...I used to see guys who would do splits where some days were just functional / power training ( clean and jerks etc) and then other days for the looks ( bishes).....so he maybe one of them dudes....plus the added goodies to top it off

 

[Myrical Lyfe]

It was always odd watching him get run over, while Sean Taylor was half his size and would rock people

 

[Pill Gates]

It was always odd watching him get run over, while Sean Taylor was half his size and would rock people

Sean was 230 . Laron might have been 210 pounds at his heaviest when they played together

 

[Raquinotj]

for those that don't remember

the roid boys been taking L's I remember Jones Drew putting that work and Turning the Lights out on Merriman once.

 

[Darealtwo1]

Popcorn muscles...does all that and benches 225 probably 15 times

 

[DaDoc04]

and heres a closer look

 

[bnm8907]

But seriously I wonder how he got away with juicing for so long. He musta cycled his PEDs at the wrong time lmao

I always thought nfl ped testing was a joke. Though I understand why. If they really tested all nfl players randomly and consistantly we wouldn't have enough players for a full game

 

[Konnan]

I mean, this nikka looked like a superhero when he first entered the league. You knew something wasn't right

got damn they should have popped him with a test the day they seen him

 

[bnm8907]

Becauze those dudes arent "functionaly built"

Its all basically for show

I remember i took a core training class at my gym. Brolic dudes like that couldnt do a sit up because they were too top heavy

Look at his legs theyre tiny as fukk

Its easy to knock someone over whos built huge up top with no leg strength

If thats true its prolly do more to the fact those guys dont work their core not because their to "top heavy"

 

[bnm8907]

Honestly if NFL doesn't work out he could do some bb shows if he hits his legs harder

lol its funny but true. He could cylce of and compete as a "natural"