There are countless examples of Lamont cockblocking his own father out of getting p*ssy, including:
1)Lamont's repeated destruction of Fred and Donna's relationship...everytime Fred was about to fukk, Lamont started a fight to chase Donna away
2)When Lamont moved out in Season 1, Fred was fukking all of the neighborhood widows:nasboss:But Lamont moves back in to spite Fred's bachelor life
3) Fred was about to marry a 30 something year old woman with big titties, but Lamont comes out of nowhere and tells Fred that he loves the woman, so Fred has to fall back:demarcussmh:
4)When the Three Degrees come to stay over, they are cooking and kissing all over Fred, ready to give up the goodds, but Lamont and Rollo tell them to stop, talking about his heart and shyt..:cosbyfoh:those motherfukkas were jealous that Fred had all the ladies all over him...
The worst example comes in the 3rd season episode, "Wine, Women, and Aunt Esther" where Fred, Bubba, Grady, Leroy, and Skillet throw a party after Junior Cooper's funeral and invited over all of those sluts with Fast Fannie...Lamont's all :madjules:and sabotages the freak party by having the guys get drunk and tired before the p*ssy shows up, so none of them got any p*ssy...
The worst part is, I could never figure out why Lamont blocked this time:hartwtf:They were gonna fukk some sluts, have a party, the end..but Lamont blocked that shyt like a fukking punt:newwtf:
the one episode fred had that sales lady and donna at dinner cause lamont fukked fred up...sales lady was 10 times better than donna...fred called her up at the end of the show tho
hilarious just reading that knowing how the episode goes. It makes me want to queue up some sanford and son now
those two had no game
