Lamont Sanford's cockblocking Fred was one of television's greatest travesties :sadfred:

[kp404]

There are countless examples of Lamont cockblocking his own father out of getting p*ssy, including:

1)Lamont's repeated destruction of Fred and Donna's relationship...everytime Fred was about to fukk, Lamont started a fight to chase Donna away

2)When Lamont moved out in Season 1, Fred was fukking all of the neighborhood widows:nasboss:But Lamont moves back in to spite Fred's bachelor life

3) Fred was about to marry a 30 something year old woman with big titties, but Lamont comes out of nowhere and tells Fred that he loves the woman, so Fred has to fall back:demarcussmh:

4)When the Three Degrees come to stay over, they are cooking and kissing all over Fred, ready to give up the goodds, but Lamont and Rollo tell them to stop, talking about his heart and shyt..:cosbyfoh:those motherfukkas were jealous that Fred had all the ladies all over him...

The worst example comes in the 3rd season episode, "Wine, Women, and Aunt Esther" where Fred, Bubba, Grady, Leroy, and Skillet throw a party after Junior Cooper's funeral and invited over all of those sluts with Fast Fannie...Lamont's all :madjules:and sabotages the freak party by having the guys get drunk and tired before the p*ssy shows up, so none of them got any p*ssy...


The worst part is, I could never figure out why Lamont blocked this time:hartwtf:They were gonna fukk some sluts, have a party, the end..but Lamont blocked that shyt like a fukking punt:newwtf:

 

[Nefflum nigga]

Lamont was always hatin on his dad

horrible son

 

[Nefflum nigga]

mad cuz his pops had more game than him

 

[kp404]

Lamont was always hatin on his dad

horrible son

When they went to the breath mobile for the TB test, Fred was putting in work ont eh nurse, and Lamont jacked him up and tried to get in with the nurse :sanfordwtf:Lamont just never wanted his father to get p*ssy

 

[Lord Scion]

I sat there and watched the episode... dude was harping on about the dangers of Fred drinking too much alcohol due to his age, but decides to get him wasted just to delay the p*ssy from getting there.

What an ass.

 

[Nefflum nigga]

When they went to the breath mobile for the TB test, Fred was putting in work ont eh nurse, and Lamont jacked him up and tried to get in with the nurse :sanfordwtf:Lamont just never wanted his father to get p*ssy

yeah bruh, that episode you posted where they had the freaks over...had to be the best example of Lamont being a hater and a stone cold fakkit. he coulda fukked one too...but nope, he ain't want NOBODY gettin p*ssy that night.

one of the worst sons in tv history.

 

[kp404]

I sat there and watched the episode... dude was harping on about the dangers of Fred drinking too much alcohol due to his age, but decides to get him wasted just to delay the p*ssy from getting there.

What an ass.

Exactly. I can't find one reason why Lamont sabotaged that party other than hating; fukking degenerate

Look at the fukking screencap for the episode: You can see Lamont back there plotting and hating on Fast Fannie chilling with Fred

 

[mannyrs13]

When they went to the breath mobile for the TB test, Fred was putting in work ont eh nurse, and Lamont jacked him up and tried to get in with the nurse :sanfordwtf:Lamont just never wanted his father to get p*ssy

just had to rewatch. "She got TB. Terrific Body."

 

[Van Glorious]

Hated Lamont

 

[kp404]

Hated Lamont

lamont did have some funny ass lines the first 3 seasons of the show though...he and Redd had perfect chemistry...but I can't ignore his hating ass tendencies

 

[FrankieLymon757]

Hol up do the research..Fred cockblocked Lamont a few times too..I think it was a father son rivalry especially when Lamont moved in wit Rollo and fred crashed the party and stole those two chicks wit his soup and ripple lol...

 

[kp404]

Hol up do the research..Fred cockblocked Lamont a few times too..I think it was a father son rivalry especially when Lamont moved in wit Rollo and fred crashed the party and stole those two chicks wit his soup and ripple lol...

But if you watched that episode, those Detroit women were about to leave and Lamont and Rollo were not gonna fukk anyway...those cornball nikkas tried to feed some women they expected to fukk some potato chips and dipthose two had no game

 

[SteelCitySoldier]

Naw Fred had his moments too, that's why Lamont bounced in the first place and got his own crib. Lamont was down there with the chick and Fred coming through wanting random shyt cuz he can't sleep...

 

[DaylitoJames]

fukk Lamont

 

[Kid Dynamite]

Been on a Sanford and Son binge and had to see if anyone else agreed that Lamont is a bytch!

Yelled at Fred like he was a child and he was the father, told Fred he couldn't spend a dollar on the numbers and Fred played anyway and won.

I mean it's too much shyt to name but this nikka Lamont has to be up there with the kid from The Strain