Came for the red, stay for the black
*Goes to Starbucks*
Barista: Hello, 7th. How many I help you Dadd-... I mean sir?
Me: Ahh, yes. Lemme get a mocha frappe, no whip cream..
...oh yeah, lemme get a cup of Ass. Vente, please!
I wasn't ready
What’s that, y’all said y’all still hungry
Came in on the lunch break just to say
My fellow Dirtbag, you must be starving
Eat up my nikka