ladies how would you teach your teenage son on how to talk girls ?

Raheem95

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let's say your teenage son went to you for advice about women and really wanted to know how to approach them, what would you tell him ?
 

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No, I would tell him, son this is one for your dad, and I would tell my husband that if his son brings home a pregnant girl he will sleep on the sofa for 6 months


Actually scratch that. Oh my God, imagine raising one of those weird things called a man :damn: I have no clue :dame:
 

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Be yourself. Watch out for fast girls. Bring home a nice girl but dont bring home no babies because I'm too young to be a grandma lol. I would tell him there's no need to rush.

Mostly I would let him know how to tell if a girl likes him. And how not to get trapped or played and of course on being sexually responsible.
 

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Be yourself. Watch out for fast girls. Bring home a nice girl but dont bring home no babies because I'm too young to be a grandma lol. I would tell him there's no need to rush.

Mostly I would let him know how to tell if a girl likes him. And how not to get trapped or played and of course on being sexually responsible.
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It's gonna be completely different than they current thinking process, can tell you that much.

Women become THEE biggest hard on hoes subscribers when it comes to they son, especially if he a mamas boy. My mother can sniff the triffling hoe out of females.

:huhldup:

My lil bro brought some rachet ass chick home one day his senior year of high school, and right off the bat, our mother hated her ass. She wasn't wrong though, eventually.
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Be yourself. Watch out for fast girls. Bring home a nice girl but dont bring home no babies because I'm too young to be a grandma lol. I would tell him there's no need to rush.

Mostly I would let him know how to tell if a girl likes him. And how not to get trapped or played and of course on being sexually responsible.
Get out my head cinna lol but I could not have said it better myself. My 19 yr old asks me for advice quite often even has me picking out gifts. I love being a mom n it warms my heart that he thinks enough of me to ask my advice.
 

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This should be good. lol

It's gonna be completely different than they current thinking process, can tell you that much.

Women become THEE biggest hard on hoes subscribers when it comes to they son, especially if he a mamas boy. My mother can sniff the triffling hoe out of females.

You ain't neva lied, bruh.

I had my mama and 3 big sisters...they had a forcefield around a young playa.
They was NO HELP AT ALL.
 

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I'm not sure. I'd mostly likely let the father handle that.

What I WILL do is let him know that I won't tolerate multiple women walking through my door at a time. It won't be Cindy for Thanksgiving dinner, Natasha for Christmas dinner and Nicole for the family reunion. No, sir!

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