ladies Excuses to get a dude to STAY after sex

Brofato

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stay for what? i usually tell my jumpoff he can stay or leave but either way it goes i'm going to sleep & i'll call him in a few days.
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are you a woman or a homosexual?

edit: nvm. I see the thread is for women.
 

Black Magisterialness

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"can you check my closets to make sure I'm safe? :("

"I feel kind of bad givin it up so quick, can you make me feel better about it by staying and cuddling with me? :smile:"

" My parents won't be home until tomorrow ;)"

:noah: i fell for that one once....only tommorow really meant 2 hours later...i was knee deep in the puss when i heard the door chime...never before has Klari had to make such a daring escape...:whew:
 

Kings County

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nothing. they dont need to stay.

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George Gooney

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"can you check my closets to make sure I'm safe? :("

"I feel kind of bad givin it up so quick, can you make me feel better about it by staying and cuddling with me? :smile:"

" My parents won't be home until tomorrow ;)"

:ufdup:
 

Mowgli

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"what do you want to eat in the morning" Right after i cool down from busting.

bytch i rather eat eggos.
 

Blackking

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it was prolly a long day any fukking way. bytch says stay, I'm stayin. y not? fcuk I gotta go do. I prolly went work, hung out, got a nut.. night is complete. female soap smells good. getting ur chest n head rubbed feels good. smashing n eat it once more is cool. I'll leave in the AM.
 

Versa

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Is she's cool I'd want to stay anyway. Let's watch Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part 2 then fukk again.
 
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