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Lol how the hell do you get caught lying about your name? Only way she would know is if you told her.
 

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I'm still stuck on the fact that she somehow figured out he wasn't telling her his real name and why he's so scared to give it to her lol

here's why...i lied to her when i was chatting her up in the club.

told her i was single (i'm not)

told her i was a year younger than her (i'm 3 years younger).

how she figured out my real last name? i may have fukked up and told her where I work in the course of conversation :hamster:.
 

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You know, I just finished reading the whole post after I literally stopped after the first line the first time.

This chick gave OP the digits. He says he could have fukked. And then she reinforced her interest by giving you her govt name in full. Does she need to shine a bat signal in the sky that says "THIS P*SSY IS YOURS!"???

@Reality here's what you do.

Text the broad today on some light hearted shyt...not no "hey"...but with a conversation starter. Send 2-3 texts back and forth. Call her in a day or two. Arrange to chill this upcoming week. Make her laugh and smile, sprinkle in some sexual innuendo when she eventually provides the opportunity. Initiate physical contact. Get her alone someplace. fukk.

Easy.

And even with that bat signal, nikkas would still question her intentions :dead:
 

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here's why...i lied to her when i was chatting her up in the club.

told her i was single (i'm not)

told her i was a year younger than her (i'm 3 years younger).

how she figured out my real last name? i may have fukked up and told her where I work in the course of conversation :hamster:.

How old are you, breh?
 

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here's why...i lied to her when i was chatting her up in the club.

told her i was single (i'm not)

told her i was a year younger than her (i'm 3 years younger).

how she figured out my real last name? i may have fukked up and told her where I work in the course of conversation :hamster:.
not even trying to clown you. how old are you?

here's what you should have done. if she asked, you should have told her your real age. you shouldn't have implied you were single if you're not. Let her choose what she wants. maybe she would have been cool with being your sidechick. or maybe not. either way, let her choose. just having that attitude of not caring that much if she choose you or not (and i'm not saying to pretend like you don't want her, there's a difference between wanting something and craving it) f you had that attitude, she would feel it and you'd be surprised at what some chicks will put up with if they want you as well :leon:
 

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not even trying to clown you. how old are you?

here's what you should have done. if she asked, you should have told her your real age. you shouldn't have implied you were single if you're not. Let her choose what she wants. maybe she would have been cool with being your sidechick. or maybe not. either way, let her choose. just having that attitude of not caring that much if she choose you or not (and i'm not saying to pretend like you don't want her, there's a difference between wanting something and craving it) f you had that attitude, she would feel it and you'd be surprised at what some chicks will put up with if they want you as well :leon:

i'm in my lower 20s...

i could tell this chick wouldnt be down to be a sidepiece of the jump. seemed like she had just gotten out of a relationship and some twitter digging today confirmed it. some posts from like a month alluding to unfaithfulness, etc.

after some more digging, i saw some pictures of her and her ex. her ex looks like a :flabbynsick: version of me :dead:. i was looking at his picks like :banderas: this dude looks like my older brother
 
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