i mean, it's all downhill from there
the transformation from young desirable woman to wrinkly old bag is complete
men will not line up to fukk you anymore...in fact they gon stop holding the door for you at stores, and they might bump into you on the street on purpose like you a man
your car goes out, or you got a flat tire on the side of the road? tough luck bytch, better walk to the damn gas station
you heard the club lettin ladies get in and drink for free? aight, take your sporty ass up there if you wanna...the bouncer gon look at your haggard withered features and charge you full price at the door, bartender gon give you a scotch on the rocks and say "aight grandma you dont need too many of these, be careful"...while the young, attractive, energetic women that you used to be gawk at you at the bar alone and miserable, like a sad zoo exhibit
the whole world as you knew it is gonna turn against you, because your worth as a woman fell off like Owen Hart
how are we preparing for this gals
If I off myself I wont get to do old people stuff like use those scooters in the grocery store ,knit ugly sweaters, & play bingo with my old friends.
you know damn well you aint never gettin no wrinkles
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