Kris Statlander- The Snack From another Planet

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

Nia Jax is a pretty girl, especially when she was skinnier in her modeling days.

Don't let the Dr. Robotnik ass body fool you, the face card is real.

 

[Thebadguy]

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Give them a sitcom

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Snack looking Earthly AF. Straight up like a cozy video game.

 

[Hey_zeus]

Stoke played himself leaving NXT. He should be on his young Paul E steeze. He's done nothing of note in AEW outside of his NoD attire

 

[BlackAchilles]

Stoke played himself leaving NXT. He should be on his young Paul E steeze. He's done nothing of note in AEW outside of his NoD attire

Those photos don't look like a man that played himself

 

[Hey_zeus]

Those photos don't look like a man that played himself

If he smashing(doubtful) and making more money(likely) there's wins to be had for sure. If it's career progress he was after...I'd reassess

 

[Trips]

If he smashing(doubtful) and making more money(likely) there's wins to be had for sure. If it's career progress he was after...I'd reassess

I would say he's most likely making more. But, I think even if he hasn't really done anything outside of wrestling, he probably left to have more control over what he can/can't do outside of the biz. That said, with how good Dem Creed Boys are it would be awesome for them to still have Stoke talkin shyt for them. I do like the odd couple mix that he has with Snacklander and Willow though.

 

[Norrin Radd]

Stoke played himself leaving NXT. He should be on his young Paul E steeze. He's done nothing of note in AEW outside of his NoD attire

I mean, he could just be having fun and enjoying his life more

 

[Lucha Vandross]

Alien Snack Bae

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

I mean, he could just be having fun and enjoying his life more

Intergalactic coochie and Money Marks payroll>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hicklebottom flying Stokely coach unwillingly

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

 

[Starboy52]

Stay looking kinda…

 

[FooFighters]

Stay looking kinda…

Ask Max Caster & Kaleb Konley

 

[Norrin Radd]