'Kraven The Hunter' Spin-off Movie in Development At Sony

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Sony exec: "You know how Peter Parker got bitten by a spider and developed spider powers?"

Sony Pictures Boss: "I'm listening..."

Sony exec: "What if a Lion..."

Sony Pictures Boss: "Nìgga...:ohhh:"

Sony exec: "WHAT IF A FUÇKIN LION BIT SOMEBODY AND THEY GOT LION POWERS?!?!"

Sony Pictures Boss: "GOD DAMN! THATS WHY I FUÇKS WITH YOU. What did the random Spider-Man villain wheel land on?"

Sony Exec: "Kr...Krav..Kraven? That's how you say it, right? Yeah. Kraven."

Sony Pictures Boss: "Great. Just get a screenplay and we'll start filming next week. Spin the Spider-man Wheel of Villains so we can shoehorn another character in there because we're predictable and basic as fuçk."
 

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Sony exec: "You know how Peter Parker got bitten by a spider and developed spider powers?"

Sony Pictures Boss: "I'm listening..."

Sony exec: "What if a Lion..."

Sony Pictures Boss: "Nìgga...:ohhh:"

Sony exec: "WHAT IF A FUÇKIN LION BIT SOMEBODY AND THEY GOT LION POWERS?!?!"

Sony Pictures Boss: "GOD DAMN! THATS WHY I FUÇKS WITH YOU. What did the random Spider-Man villain wheel land on?"

Sony Exec: "Kr...Krav..Kraven? That's how you say it, right? Yeah. Kraven."

Sony Pictures Boss: "Great. Just get a screenplay and we'll start filming next week. Spin the Spider-man Wheel of Villains so we can shoehorn another character in there because we're predictable and basic as fuçk."

 
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