King Von killer Lil Tim reveals he has to wear a shyt bag after being shot by police

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Yep.

The crazy thing is that dudes don't realize its coming. Its just a quick reaction and then they would have to get another bag.

Sometimes, they would let the shyt keep flowing and just let it become a big ass packet, so they can save on fukking bags.


I seen my stepfather do that shyt and I would :scust: everytime.
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forever, they lost their function to use their rectum. Now the bag is connected to a gapping a hole that looks like those monkeys with the red ass.
My grandfather was supposed to have one follow the removal of a mass in his lower intestine. They removed the section where the mass was at, and he was going to have it for six to eight weeks until it healed. He wound up getting sepsis and dying right after the surgery though. :mjcry:
 

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How does a shyt bag work?

So you could be gettin head from your new bytch & start spontaneously shytting on yourself?

You could be at the dinner table with a client and just start shyttin?

What about the smell?

Sometimes its better to just be dead
These scenarios got me rollin :mjlol:
 

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Breh once the bag is there, there's no turning back. You could get a reverse surgery but there is a chance you may die.

So dude is stuck with "money phones" while his stomach shytting for him.

Stupid ass goofy :francis:
Man I'd take the reverse surgery
 

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Man I'd take the reverse surgery

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That death precentage was awfully high as far as I can remember. Meet up to Saint Peter and he goes "I understand my sweet summer child :picard:"
 

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Im not gonna laugh because i don’t want that karma but man they gotta have a better solution than that :picard: smelling like sh*t all day is not the wave at all :picard:

Breh hanging on the block with his goons and the next thing you know "ayeee I'ma be right back"


Homies: "AGAIN?!":dahell:


shytty Bags: "Look my nikka...its either away or here"

Homies: "away my nikka damn. You already smelling like fresh shyt in the produce aisle:shaq2:"
 
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