King of the Hill Appreciation Thread

[Knights89]

 

[Knights89]

Coach Sauers was a damn fool and had quotables

Calling Bobby "Butterball"

Making them do push-ups on that sloppy-ass field and eat the mud while doing so ("EAT MUD! EAT IT!")

And making them do sit-ups on that same field while walking all over their stomachs ("I'm walking in biscuit dough. ")

When he threw that bullet pass at the head of that kid who tried to quit the team to go play soccer (which knocked him out )

When he did that "helmet test" to see if the helmet was still functional

When he chased the team in his whip (while talking big shyt to them ) on that field

Sauers "Grible......
Dale
Sauers ............no one killed you yet"
Dale

 

[Address_Unknown]

King of the Hill and Hallucinogens have no business being this morbidly entertaining.​

 

[Knights89]

Just a one time thing with a guy in the parking lot

 

[Seoul Gleou]

Hank said "I guess its Buenas dias, Mexico"

Peggy condescendingly laughs and says "oh Hank you just said 'Good God Mexico'"

This joke works on so many levels