King of the Hill Appreciation Thread

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:pachaha: Bill did that because he desperately wants a son. :mjlol:

Like when he took in that grimy-ass teen Wally, who was stealing from him :dead:

His loneliness and neediness makes him do some questionable things. :mjlol:

That's his kid bro lol...

All the clues are there.

Bill told Hank, Hank didn't believe him.
Hank has a narrow urethra and they were having trouble conceiving.

The episode where bill was selling the stuff for Peggy and she was holding on to him and she told him "I love you"..
But he ran from her and stopped talking to her.

They put that in there to show you what really happened between them....

:win:
 

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That's his kid bro lol...

All the clues are there.

Bill told Hank, Hank didn't believe him.
Hank has a narrow urethra and they were having trouble conceiving.

The episode where bill was selling the stuff for Peggy and she was holding on to him and she told him "I love you"..
But he ran from her and stopped talking to her.

They put that in there to show you what really happened between them....

:win:
:merchant: I never heard this theory, but I need to see this episode.
 

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Both meaning he slept with the 2 none cousins.

Ah. I haven't watched the show in years, I didn't remember the cousin being sussed out. I pretty much just remembered the line "Both of 'em!".:mjlol:
 

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:merchant: I never heard this theory, but I need to see this episode.
Let see if I can find that episode...

What I think the writers were low key tryna do...is show a parallel between dale's situation that we as the audience obviously know about.
And Hanks life.

Like there's an episode where boomhauer and Dale been going away together and not telling Hank. He was totally oblivious.

Showing that they keep secrets from Hank...
Just like everybody keeps the secret from Dale.

Edit- the episode is called "Bill of Sales" S4E17
 
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:merchant: I never heard this theory, but I need to see this episode.

Bro...I'm being dead serious.
I can definitely prove that they giving you hints about it.

Bill even said it in one episode. Hank just didn't believe him....
This is the reason why Dale don't like Peggy.
And why Bobby is nothing like Hank.
 

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bill was gon fukk his cousin :scust:

Correction ……. He had a 33% of fukking his cousin.

He did iirc

Didn't he say "Both of 'em!" at the end of the episode?

Both meaning he slept with the 2 none cousins.

Ah. I haven't watched the show in years, I didn't remember the cousin being sussed out. I pretty much just remembered the line "Both of 'em!".:mjlol:

:russ: Esmay (Bill's aunt/Gilbert's mother) questioned Bill's intentions with those women, and basically asked him if he was planning on creating and raising seeds to continue the Dauterive bloodline, or if he is just looking for a nut. :mjlol:

Bill planned on the latter. :mjlit:

And she told him it was time for him to :camby: as a result. :laff:

Esmay: Tell me this: Were you here to till the soil and nurture the vine, or were you just playing in the garden? :usure:

Bill: Playing. :steviej:

Esmay: :stopitslime: I think it would be best if you took your leave. :camby:

:mjlol:
 

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Correction ……. He had a 33% of fukking his cousin.
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See Bill had a 33% chance of creating insest with his blood cousin which gave him the positive percentage of 66% chance of guilt-free slamming ass! The numbers don't lie and that spells doom for your moist warm snappers from a sexually frustrated man!
 

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Another thing that gets me about the show is how dark it could get. That episode where Bill was about kill his self was sad af. I was sitting there like :dahell: the whole time. Also that episode where that Walmart or whatever it was called had blew up
I had a debate with some people of trying to determine who was the most depressed and suicidal person between Bill from King of the Hill and Moe from The Simpsons.... :picard: both men needed regular therapy and p*ssy badly
 

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No Peggy and Bill didn’t hook up at all and Bobby actually looks like Cotton which makes sense if Hank is his dad.

People keep saying that Bobby looks like cotton.
Let me see a side by side. Cause I don't see it
 
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