Kevin Harlan >>>> Marv Albert

[Dirty D]

LEBRON JAMES!! WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!!!!

vs

YES!! AND IT COUNTS!!

2 of the GOAT's

Glad Harlan stopped doing that weird shyt from the late '90's / early 2000's where he'd call a dribble move or a shot fake "sexy" or "seductive". Marv probably got him on real world weirdness tho

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

Jordan with the facial. Later on we know that word had extra meaning in Marv's life.

 

[FAH1223]

Marv been washed up and has been getting by on his legacy for at least the past 5 years. He botches players' names on the regular, routinely fukks up 2 and 3 point shots, and is lost in time and score situations. Smh @ dude calling Tyron Lue "Tyron Lee" last night.

especially considering he made this call

 

[KingJudah]

dikk Stockton>>>> than both

*dikk Stockton more dimentia than both

 

[superunknown23]

Marv has been calling NBA games since 1967... Of course, he's getting old.

dikk Stockton has been more astute at covering up his flabbiness by shutting up and sticking to the obvious. Dude is completely minimalistic, almost never says anything extra ("QB throws to WR... Touchdown") and lets the analyst do most of the work. On NFL broadcasts, he only speaks like 30 percent of the time (and he's slow as fukk, always a few seconds behind the play)

 

[Soundwave]

UP HIGH AND DOWN HARD

 

[duckbutta]

UP HIGH AND DOWN HARD

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

JORDAN











FOR THREE






YES

 

[Crack Daniels]

Yea I noticed Marv kinda lost it. A player can take a shot just beyond the FT line and he'll say "For three!..Apparently there was a foot on the line" and he stay saying there was a foul whenever there's a whistle

 

[ManBearPig]

 

[Made Myself A Boss]

Maybe because I'm old school, but Marv Albert and the "Yes' never gets tired.


And to prove the strength of his catch phase you have to take into account that he got banned from tv for like 3 years

Dude beat up a woman, Raped the bytch.... bit her with those big ass choppers of his, and was dressing up in drag.. I remember hearing this as a 15 year old kid like


But when he came back in it was

















YES!

 

[ManBearPig]

Us Midwest nikkaz make better announcers

 

[ManBearPig]

Got it! kawhi! The assassin!

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

HE JUST SUCKED THE GRAVITY RIGHT OUT OF THE BUILDING!

Harlan been on the mic getting wired up during the games

 

[AkaDemiK]

now? yea, Marv has no energy anymore. dude banged too many whores or somethin hes kinda lifeless

Bite on my hoes like Marv Albert