Kevin Bacon finds out his wife Kyra Sedgwick and him are cousins

[Hopeofmypeople]

Google exists for a reason

I hate nikkas like you who make claims and then expect other people to research it.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I hate nikkas like you who make claims and then expect other people to research it.

Why do I need to do research on something I already know.... actually forget it

LMGTFY

 

[thekyuke]

This shyt happens IRL! Onice here in Kikuyuland a guy moved out of his home and started up a small biz in Naivasha,in the Rift Valley. He met a hottie and did what we always do to hotties and brought her home for introductions.
GASSSPP!?! W TF! HORROR! Good googly moogly! She was his unknown step sister from dads earlier matriage. Quickly,a white goat was slaughtered to right negative karma (whose consequences are very very real,btw) and they never saw each other ever again.
Moral-know your relatives,brehs. I almost married a second cuz,no biggie,but for an uncle's objections. That's not an issue like a first cuz or God forebid a closer relative.

 

[MikeyC]

Obama and Brad Pitt are 9th cousins

I made a thread on this.

All them mfers related: politicians, royalty, Hollywood, music stars. Including the black ones.

 

[BlackBall]

 

[Guile]

I woulnd't be surprised if you saw similar scenarios (distant cousins) in black communities in the south and maybe some in the North East.

 

[King Frost]

I operate on a don't ask/don't tell policy when it comes to cousin bangin'

 

[newworldafro]

my grandmother straight up told me to ask whatever woman im with about her lineage before getting too serious. apparently my great uncle was a rolling stone with all sorts of unclaimed kids out there.

i couldnt fukk around with shyt like this

On one side of my family older female relatives told me the same thing......a rolling stone or two in the family were spitting pebbles everywhere back in the day.

On a different side of my family, and I mentioned before I met a chick and began talking and found out we literally had a living blood relative on same side of family.. Nothing happened, all we did was talk on the phone, and meet once. Glad we talked before it went further. Took a happy "L" and was none the worst. That's what happens when you grow up in a small city surrounded by rural areas and family lineages going back well over a century

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

This shyt happens IRL! Onice here in Kikuyuland a guy moved out of his home and started up a small biz in Naivasha,in the Rift Valley. He met a hottie and did what we always do to hotties and brought her home for introductions.
GASSSPP!?! W TF! HORROR! Good googly moogly! She was his unknown step sister from dads earlier matriage. Quickly,a white goat was slaughtered to right negative karma (whose consequences are very very real,btw) and they never saw each other ever again.
Moral-know your relatives,brehs. I almost married a second cuz,no biggie,but for an uncle's objections. That's not an issue like a first cuz or God forebid a closer relative.

step sister is fair game.
if i had an attractive step sister, i would try to smash...no shame.
i'd be high fiving my pops too.

 

[Ronnie Macho]

Why do I need to do research on something I already know.... actually forget it

LMGTFY

 

[JamilALAmin]

god damn. kevin bacon must have done some heinous shyt in a past life or something

Right. Breh taking serious Ls out here. First Madoff cleaned him out now he finds out he been commiting incest. Lol

 

[Won Won]

how nonchalantly they are taking these results.
i'd be if i found out that i'm related to my wife.

They're 9th cousins, so they share the same great great great great great great great great great grandparents or some shyt

 

[lurkinlikeamf9]

Kev out here keeping it in the fam for the better part of a quarter-century

 

[New Username]

Most people are related somewhere down the line

 

[Black Hans]

Six degrees of Kevin Bacon even playing out in his love life