Kermit and Miss Piggy goin their separate ways

[GunRanger]

Kermit upgraded on yall

kermit went from PAP to a redbone

 

[Tommy Knocks]

watch them make him come out the closet with bert or come out in drag. 2015.

 

[Yoda]

anyone else thought this was about ****?

 

[Cabbage Patch]

She been abusin that nikka for decades. Straight fukkin that nikka up on camera

It took me a very long time to get the joke about why Miss Piggy would use French phrases in order to impress other people -- and Kermit. Kermit did pretty well trying to remain dignified above her thirstiness and blind bigotry.

And to all y'all trying to bring Gonzo into this, I hope Camille pulls a Legend of Zelda on y'all's asses for not trusting the faith of the G-man.

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

watch them make him come out the closet with bert or come out in drag. 2015.

Shut up dude. Yall gay agenda dudes is dumb

 

[hood b. goode]

 

[BBQ Bandit]

Miss piggy been giving up the pork chops on the side

 

[Cabbage Patch]

That whole situation is kind of weird. When they first introduced her she looked like a more buxom Ms Piggy with almond eyes and red hair - and they had her going down on a freaking pen while giving the camera fukk me eyes! At a business meeting! She was a total slut, and it was nasty sexy.

Then they said they never intended that to be her real final design and debuted this other puppet with the same almond eyes but way skinnier including a much skinnier nose. People started asking if Kermit dumped Miss Piggy for a much younger broad or an Asian broad - or both.

And they didn't have the skinny nose pig performing fellatio on a pen.

I don't know what's going on.