Big Momma: we're sooo glad that Junebug finally brought you down here to meet the family.
Kendall: Thank you ma'am, I'm so happy to be here!
Aunt Eula-Mae: So......when y'all gon get married and have some chillrens?
Kendall: stares at Devin
Devin: We're headed in that direction, Auntie. Gotta date first.
Uncle LeRoy: Dating....ummm, (leans over to Devin)....you slappin dem skins? Better wear your jimmy hat boy. You know Miss Ann gon get your money if you drop that seed on her.
Devin: She got more money that I do Unc.
Uncle LeRoy: gotdamn I taught you well son. I been there too. Back in '65, I was knocking the lining off Old Man Watkins' daughter, Sally Ann.
Her daddy was the head of the White Citizens Council but he used to pay your Uncle LeRoy to mow the lawn when I was in high school. Sally Ann came back from finishing school one summer. Her daddy went on a 3-week fishing trip. I was mowing TWO lawns every gotdamn day!
Devin: you nasty Unc hahaha
Kendall: smiles uncomfortably
Paw-Paw: you ain't one of them Muslim girls is you?
Kendall: no, I'm just white. My older sisters are half Armenian, but their dad was Christian.
Paw Paw: good....well we got a pot of greens, some catfish, fried chicken, slab of ribs on the smoker, black eyed peas with cornbread, Mac and cheese, hog maws, pigs feet and some fresh chitlins I cleaned myself this morning.
Kendall: *remembers what Devin told her 4 hrs ago......"if Paw Paw offers you some fresh cleaned chitlins.....DO NOT accept. He does not clean them as well as Big Momma"