Kendall Jenner meets Devin bookers family

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Big Momma: we're sooo glad that Junebug finally brought you down here to meet the family.

Kendall: Thank you ma'am, I'm so happy to be here!

Aunt Eula-Mae: So......when y'all gon get married and have some chillrens?

Kendall: stares at Devin

Devin: We're headed in that direction, Auntie. Gotta date first.

Uncle LeRoy: Dating....ummm, (leans over to Devin)....you slappin dem skins? Better wear your jimmy hat boy. You know Miss Ann gon get your money if you drop that seed on her.

Devin: She got more money that I do Unc.

Uncle LeRoy: gotdamn I taught you well son. I been there too. Back in '65, I was knocking the lining off Old Man Watkins' daughter, Sally Ann.

Her daddy was the head of the White Citizens Council but he used to pay your Uncle LeRoy to mow the lawn when I was in high school. Sally Ann came back from finishing school one summer. Her daddy went on a 3-week fishing trip. I was mowing TWO lawns every gotdamn day!

Devin: you nasty Unc hahaha

Kendall: smiles uncomfortably

Paw-Paw: you ain't one of them Muslim girls is you?

Kendall: no, I'm just white. My older sisters are half Armenian, but their dad was Christian.

Paw Paw: good....well we got a pot of greens, some catfish, fried chicken, slab of ribs on the smoker, black eyed peas with cornbread, Mac and cheese, hog maws, pigs feet and some fresh chitlins I cleaned myself this morning.

Kendall: *remembers what Devin told her 4 hrs ago......"if Paw Paw offers you some fresh cleaned chitlins.....DO NOT accept. He does not clean them as well as Big Momma"
 
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How will he know who just wants him for his money if he chooses regular broads?

This 100%.

She's super skinny but adding weight is easy.

She has money.

Her money is considerably longer than his. On top of that, she's pretty. Are there better looking women? Of course.....but how many of them have Kendall Jenner money? None.

He knows what he's doing. I'd be hesitant to marry a broad that other athletes (in my sport) have smashed. The trash talk :banderas::russ:

Still, he's dating a woman that has more juice than he does. Most athletes of a certain level need to start moving like this....lest you end up getting your pockets run like Strahan or potentially Wardell Curry Sr.
 

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I should neg you for saying this stupid shyt. Goat figure?
Best looking in the game?

Yall c00ns are a disgrace.
Breh that Stomachlines. He says that about every women. Ya'll finna make him turn this thread into a Kendall Jenner photo book. :mjlol:
 

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Kendal looking like a 40 year old recovering drug addict :scust:

These nikkas got zero taste in women

Breh Booker trying his best to up his brand by being associated with Jenner and them Kardashians. That's why you keep seeing this dude out in public everywhere with this girl...:mjlol:

Anyway everyone in moss point Mississippi gonna come outside now looking for kendall. I know Booker probably gonna take that heffa to the mall and everything on the coast. :mjlol:
 

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Half black half Mexican
His mama is a MILF. I'd dip my nacho in that queso.

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