Kelly Kapowski VS Topanga

[Tommy Fits]

Looks wise it's a push but I gotta go with Topanga, like someone else said, how many times did Kelly step out on Zack ? She left him for her manager at the Max, some low life bum making $10.00. He hit it and basically threw her in the gutter. Didn't even have the decency to tell her. Lost your virginity to a glorified fry cook and you don't even get a handshake and good luck on all your future endeavors. Or her college professor, slept with him to get the A+, but he threw the B- at her like

Now Topanga, yeah she wasn't giving it up till marriage but she was busting at the seems to give it up. Remember the episode when Cory went to visit colleges with Eric. Topanga didn't want to go because she wouldn't be able to control herself with Cory. And sure there there was a learning curve with Topanga but don't forget she was a perfectionist, she wouldn't rest until you put that p*ssy on a pedestal. And she was raised by hippies, you know she was memorizing those karma sutra books while touching herself to fight those urges.

That's why I gotta ride for Topanga on this one.

 

[FreshABM]

any particular reason breh

my team kapowski brehs, we losin

I'm sooo lost bro

I feel like I'm walking threw a dark cold alley with nowhere to go..


its so hard DON't MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I need to know the rules to this debate..are we talking 90's Kelly and 90's Topanga???

Is Kelly Bundy included in this???

MILF Kelly looking

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Kelly Was A Young Girl Why Ya'll Holding Her Mistakes Against Her

 

[Diyhai]

Kelly looks so much better its not even close y'all nyggas :scressful:

 

[Heelmatic]

Kelly Was A Young Girl Why Ya'll Holding Her Mistakes Against Her

Young and wild in Cali > Smart prude in Philly

And can we talk about how much Topanga under-achieved? I mean wasn't she supposed to go to Yale but ended up going to the same college as Corey, Shawn, and Eric? Come on Topanga you were better than that


But for real I might have to go with Kelly Bundy on this one. You find a bytch who's that fine, that slutty, and that poor? Thats a huge WIN right there. She's gonna appreciate any cheap meal you give her and she's gonna want that dikk every night

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

topanga seemed like she would have fukked a black dude more so than kelly kapowski.

she got my vote.

 

[itsyoung!!]

this the best thread the coli has ever seen, should be stickied across all the forums on this site

 

[Bud Bundy]

Kelly was kind of a slut.

 

[Box Cutta]

nahh

Something special about her nineties, grungy, dirtbagness that make me hard breh breh....

 

[ryda518]

so hard to choose but I will have to go with topanga

 

[BonafideDefacto]

Yall nikkas cant honestly tell me you think Kellys p*ssy was better than Tapangas



Although...


I'll give yall the fact that Kelly might be more of a freak




But it don't matter when you can't last cause a broads p*ssy is so good

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[Real]

Yall nikkas cant honestly tell me you think Kellys p*ssy was better than Tapangas



Although...


I'll give yall the fact that Kelly might be more of a freak




But it don't matter when you can't last cause a broads p*ssy is so good

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Topanga didn't want to give up the puss till someone put a ring on it.

Kelly on the other hand

 

[bangbreh]

topanga might have wanted to wait till marriage, but them girls are so fukking horny and ready to get that pounding
imagine hittin that gushy every night.....










raw

that's a wrap, brehs.

 

[feelsthecitybreathin]

this the best thread the coli has ever seen, should be stickied across all the forums on this site

as for the question...shyt is the epitome of

 

[3Rivers]

May be adept in massaging balls

*is currently being swayed back towards topanga due to wide mouth/long tongue combo*