Kelis: “I Don’t Think You Realize How Gigantic Jay-Z Is!”

[Wig Twistin Season]

And only thing that's gon' happen is them cheeks gon’ get to clappin'…

And her face in a pillow, no more yappin' I ain’t cappin…

And there I go, trapped in the kitty kat again…

 

[rabbid]

just the way she talk her coochie GOTTA taste like warm coconut water with a spritz of diet sprite

 

[Black Mamba]

fukking hell got me!
I came in thinking wtf is she tryna get a rile out of Nas for now

 

[havoc]

You got me lol

 

[God Of Art]

That's an orange ass woman

 

[Secure Da Bag]

I had a feeling. Still wanted to see Kelis though.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

 

[Seoul Gleou]

 

[Diyhai]

So the rumors of kelis riding hova on the beach are true

 

[Cheese McNair]

And not the Camel's Hump

Drea fine ass





OP got me too

 

[duncanthetall]

Damn I thought she was lookin a few years ago. Lookin scrumdiddlyumptious

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

 

[Silver Surfer]

Not bad

 

[boogers]

i do remember what superhead said about him. and what she said about big pun

i wonder if she made that up about pun... i can't imagine all of his rolls were regularly washed, even when he wasn't pistol whipping Liza for eating the last bag of pork rinds. superhead really has no self-respect. especially imagining hes prolly all sweaty and smelling like cheese and birria after a show, those rolls rubbing around. i know one thing, ive never looked at a can of air freshener the same. god damn thats fukking gross

anyways, im glad were having another thread on jay. it gives me a chance to share my art with you guys. i hope you like it

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Woman is milftastic