Keenan Thompson and wife getting divorced

[Unknown Poster]

She look kinda thick in that dress tho

Very.

 

[Roid Jones]

She got looks decent, bend that over yeah bend that over

 

[JQ Legend]

None of these chicks would break up with their bread winners if they were just in a relationship and not married

Yet dudes still think getting married is a win

Getting married is pretty much the easiest way to guarantee you will eventually lose her if you’re the bread winner. Ironic how it’s supposed to be the other way around

 

[Doobie Doo]

your starting point was 35?

come on bro.

yep, and I was eating good off them old bytches

My theme song

 

[King Poetic]

In all honesty, she really was better staying married

u rarely see or even seen a white woman with 2 bi racial black kids end up in another serious relationship outside of what tiger woods ex

Keenan still can go out and find another pawg without her worrying about a damn fictional sitcom

 

[Peter Popoff]

Im surprised they lasted this long cus this bih was crazy affff


She’s a trust fund baby and G-unit superfan. I used to tap her out on the reg when she moved from FL to NY.

I got hellla stories bout this chick, might have to hop in her dms cuz that crazy puss is the best

Puff puff Pass that bytch this way when you done!

 

[Wildhundreds]

None of these chicks would break up with their bread winners if they were just in a relationship and not married

Yet dudes still think getting married is a win

This a major L because his money will go to a white family.

 

[Detroit Wave]

Another c00nset L

 

[Doobie Doo]

None of these chicks would break up with their bread winners if they were just in a relationship and not married

Yet dudes still think getting married is a win

Getting married is pretty much the easiest way to guarantee you will eventually lose her if you’re the bread winner. Ironic how it’s supposed to be the other way around

Doesn't work like that, breh. Some women are not going to play girlfriend for that long and he already has kids with her.

 

[Originalman]

Heffa made it to the 10 years in Cali marriage rule and said "CUT THE CHECK".

 

[L&HH]

your starting point was 35?

come on bro.

Lol yeah he tripping. The best part about being an older and single is all the young bytches you can get by young I don’t mean jailbait. I’m talking post college (23 and up)

 

[JQ Legend]

Doesn't work like that, breh. Some women are not going to play girlfriend for that long and he already has kids with her.

A woman is not leaving a man with significant money just because he won’t marry her.

But that same woman will definitely file for alimony some day if the man stupid enough to believe what u just said applies to her

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

Didn’t she do some wild shyt years ago when they were together I thought I read it before

She might have.

She tried to fake a pregnancy with me. This bytch sent me a sonogram picture that had a watermark on it


She also hit me one day saying she was throwing this huge bday party in Orlando (some area where all the clubs are out there) and she was gonna book me to perform with hella other artists. She said she was gonna pay me like $50k or some shyt for 3 songs. I was like


She always had hella money, designer, etc so i was like cool lemme know. Of course she said the agent and party coordinator dropped the ball blah blah and they end up booking other artists.

I didny go to the party and I asked her to send me photos after it went down. This bytch sent me hellllla photos of this huge party


At the bottom of the pics there was a watermark of the photographer so I looked it up and it was some poppin DJ’s party


This bytch was a pathological liar but she was bad af and hellla sexual in the sheets that it was worth it for a while until I had to cut her off cus she wasn’t worth the possible fukkery that was sure to come

 

[TEH]

if she is 33 and they have been together 15 years. She was 18 and the nikka was 28...

No wonder Keenan plays R Kelly so good




And bruh

@TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY









you being serious?


that’s the thing about being famous.

You never know if a smut is putting on a Oscar winning performance just to get you.

 

[Doobie Doo]

A woman is not leaving a man with significant money just because he won’t marry her.

But that same woman will definitely file for alimony some day if the man stupid enough to believe what u just said applies to her

Why not, she can still live off the child support? And you think she won't hit another lick off some other dude?