I saw something like this play out in real life. There was this cousin of my friend who used to play ball with us every week. He was white and short and stocky, but had a bad temper. like every week he would be trying to fight other dudes up there. one week this mufukka swung on a little high school kid and this was a 38 year old man. the cops were called and they were arresting him and dude was resisting and one of them put some kind of gay-ass choke on him and dude shyt himself right there in front of everyone. the news was there filming a children's event and got it on camera and aired that shyt brehs, talkin bout 'one man had an unfortunate incident at 5'. it was like that dave chappelle skit bc dude's wife left him and took the kids and folks was calling his job and asking if 'the shyt manager was there' over and over. I did it about 12 times bc he owed me money. Of course he killed himself weeks later and i didn't go to the funeral bc i was too busy gettin this money.
edit: and another thing they would when they called is 'you don't know shyt, wait, yes you do' lolol