Just trying to get our Coli Rating Up - Miami Heat Season thread 2015/16

[Rain]

Let's be real fukking clear here. Boston or no Boston. I'm not trusting these dudes against any team with Spoelstra coaching them.

The can only hope that Spoelstra deliberately fukked this game up because this was by far the worst basketball I've seen us play since 08. But this dude is such a bad coach that these decisions he made in this game don't even surprise me.

 

[Timeis$]

and correct me if Im wrong brehs so if we had of beaten Boston but the Wizards still beat the Hawks that means Boston would have dropped to 6 so we would have had to play them in the first round instead of the Hornets right?

 

[((ReFleXioN)) EteRNaL]

yea it feels good that we got 3, but that doesn't erase what happened here. we're gonna be going through some serious shyt in the playoffs and spo might fukk us over again. tonight was just outrageous. he had NO idea what to do. it's like a boxer turning southpaw cause he has no answers then getting knocked the fukk out anyway. the display from spoelstra tonight was just disgraceful.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Let's be real fukking clear here. Boston or no Boston. I'm not trusting these dudes against any team with Spoelstra coaching them.

The can only hope that Spoelstra deliberately fukked this game up because this was by far the worst basketball I've seen us play since 08. But this dude is such a bad coach that these decisions he made in this game don't even surprise me.

This might be worse than our 37-4 run we allowed on national tv last year when the announcers and Shane battier were shytting all over him. I wouldn't trust us to beat even philly 4 times in 7 games after tonight. I was all hyped up for the playoffs too. Then tonight happened

 

[iamduval]

good chance we could be seeing boston in the ECF. they're gonna give the cav a serious battle. but the C's aren't very good on the road

Bron ain't losing to that squad. Detroit could honestly give them 6 game series tho

 

[Green Ranger]

I'd take randy wittman or Scott skiles or Scott Brooks with a smile on my face

oo hell nah

 

[iamduval]

yea it feels good that we got 3, but that doesn't erase what happened here. we're gonna be going through some serious shyt in the playoffs and spo might fukk us over again. tonight was just outrageous. he had NO idea what to do. it's like a boxer turning southpaw cause he has no answers then getting knocked the fukk out anyway. the display from spoelstra tonight was just disgraceful.

Oh it was embarrassing, no doubt. The small line up that he pulled out of his ass goes to show you how out of touch he is. We are literally days away from the playoffs and he has no clue what his rotations will be

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

oo hell nah

They can't be any worse than this. We have a guy who's idea of jump starting a team is to take its good players out and put its worst players in. I've been saying it for a while, and tonight stamps it further in my opinion. To win multiple titles in a row with this guy cemented LeBron as the best player I ever saw and Wade as the best guard since Jordan. They got no help at all from spo that entire run, and he cost them 2011 and nearly cost them 2012 and 2013. Guy makes John harbaugh seem like by comparison.

 

[HiphopRelated]

fukk it....on to playoff thread titles

 

[Primetime21]

and correct me if Im wrong brehs so if we had of beaten Boston but the Wizards still beat the Hawks that means Boston would have dropped to 6 so we would have had to play them in the first round instead of the Hornets right?

yes that's correct..this was the best possible scenario.

McRoberts need to be in a suit for the playoffs. worst contract in Heat history

 

[Timeis$]

good chance we could be seeing boston in the ECF. they're gonna give the cav a serious battle. but the C's aren't very good on the road

Yeah but atleast Detroit and Boston got heart and should put up a fight. Unlike the fukking Hawks got swept last year by Cleveland.

Oh it was embarrassing, no doubt. The small line up that he pulled out of his ass goes to show you how out of touch he is. We are literally days away from the playoffs and he has no clue what his rotations will be

Imagine if we had Rick Carlise coaching this team

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Oh it was embarrassing, no doubt. The small line up that he pulled out of his ass goes to show you how out of touch he is. We are literally days away from the playoffs and he has no clue what his rotations will be

That's just as damning. Not only does he still have no idea how to design an offense after 8 seasons, but he still can't settle in on a rotation.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Yeah but atleast Detroit and Boston got heart and should put up a fight. Unlike the fukking Hawks got swept last year by Cleveland.

Imagine if we had Rick Carlise coaching this team

Would've been champs from 2011-14 and probably won 60+ this year. What I would give for a coach as good and able to adapt as Jim Carrey man.

 

[Rain]

yea it feels good that we got 3, but that doesn't erase what happened here. we're gonna be going through some serious shyt in the playoffs and spo might fukk us over again. tonight was just outrageous. he had NO idea what to do. it's like a boxer turning southpaw cause he has no answers then getting knocked the fukk out anyway. the display from spoelstra tonight was just disgraceful.

I don't like that we're days from the playoffs and this clown doesn't want to trust his most impactful player. We should be making teams adjust to us instead of adjusting to small ball. That type of indecisiveness will cost us. Mark my words on this shyt.

 

[AkaDemiK]

Playoff Heatles is a different beast. Let's get it