Just found out my team driver is a fruitloop :scust

[Stir Fry]

@ the steering wheel, gearshift and door handles..

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

@ the steering wheel, gearshift and door handles..

Gotta sterilize that shyt

 

[97Pac]

Well, he probably thought to himself, "Oh snap, I got my pegging DVD in the work truck and my co-worker is back there. I better hide it when I get a chance. Maybe he didn't see it."

I accidentally left a video next to the television set at home once. I was living with my parents at the time and going to college. It wasn't x but it was a video of strippers. Anyway, it was a VHS tape, so that box isn't small or inconspicuous. Two days later, I was walking by the TV and my eyes saw the VHS box. I froze in my tracks. I left it out there for like two whole days. I hid the box. I kind of thought, maybe my parents saw it but didn't want to approach me about it, cuz, you know there's only one other thing you are doing when watching women strip...

That ish is embarrassing.

When I was a teen living at home I use to keep 2-3 porn magazines under my mattress topper. I came home from school one day and the mattress topper was flipped back and the magazines were gone . Mom dukes was pressing me on where I got them, but I didn't snitch on Pops.

 

[ndthentherewasx]

Justin?

 

[Charlie Hustle]

When I was a teen living at home I use to keep 2-3 porn magazines under my mattress topper. I came home from school one day and the mattress topper was flipped back and the magazines were gone . Mom dukes was pressing me on where I got them, but I didn't snitch on Pops.

Pops came home like

 

[Stir Fry]

This hand look familiar?

 

[cozy carl]

He probably looking at you while you sleeping like

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