Just finished the Shield and :banderas:

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I literally :deadmanny: watching that shyt....

On another note.......

Billings = GOAT shield character

*hides behind wall while biz lat gets smoked at car wash like :lupe: :ld: *

*sets up dutch to catch the rookie getting fukked by the new strike team leader, while sitting in his car with the :jawalrus:*

*Becomes interim captain and installs his own vending machine and hidden camera facing the womens locker room, gets pictures of hot rookie cop in her panties*

*Sues the department, comes back in a taxicab with some giant stevie wonder glasses* "fluoresecent lights make my migraines flare up":heh:

remember when that sexual offender moved in near his daughte r and dude set him up

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remember when that sexual offender moved in near his daughte r and dude set him up

:heh:

What's funny is that Billings wasn't even a bad detective. If he applied himself and took the job seriously he would be on Claudette's level in solving crimes.
 

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"The Shield" will always get a pass because Angelina Burnett, one of it's writers assistants, went in on Jason Whitlock for dissing "BB" and praising "The Shield":

http://uproxx.com/tv/2013/09/hold-p...s-breaking-bad-probably-stick-writing-sports/

This “Mary Mary quite contrary” sportswriter who fancies himself qualified to dissect story can pontificate on the cultural importance of criticism all he wants but he misses the most fundamentally important job requirement – meeting the material on its own terms. And this is where his already week sports analogy falls apart. Story telling is not a zero sum game. It’s not measurable by an agreed upon, standard set of criteria. It is not the critic’s job to dog a creator into “being great” as defined by personal taste. And it is not the creator’s job to give you what you want ….now take this sippy cup and go sit at the kids table and I’ll be over in a second to explain to you in simple terms how last week’s Breaking Bad plot held together just fine. Or you can just stick to sports.

:yeshrug:

Fred.
 

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"The Shield" will always get a pass because Angelina Burnett, one of it's writers assistants, went in on Jason Whitlock for dissing "BB" and praising "The Shield":

http://uproxx.com/tv/2013/09/hold-p...s-breaking-bad-probably-stick-writing-sports/

This “Mary Mary quite contrary” sportswriter who fancies himself qualified to dissect story can pontificate on the cultural importance of criticism all he wants but he misses the most fundamentally important job requirement – meeting the material on its own terms. And this is where his already week sports analogy falls apart. Story telling is not a zero sum game. It’s not measurable by an agreed upon, standard set of criteria. It is not the critic’s job to dog a creator into “being great” as defined by personal taste. And it is not the creator’s job to give you what you want ….now take this sippy cup and go sit at the kids table and I’ll be over in a second to explain to you in simple terms how last week’s Breaking Bad plot held together just fine. Or you can just stick to sports.

:yeshrug:

Fred.
Whitlock slander gets an autodap from me:manny:
:heh: I been meaning to bring up in this thread how Jason Whitlock always looks down on "Breaking Bad" & uses "The Shield" as the example of a much better show.
 

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:what: Brehs, can we talk about how easy it is for the cops to kick down Front Doors on this show. shyt is :duck:.

If it was that easy to kick front doors in, Burglars would break into people's homes/apartments non-stop.
 
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