Just blew off testifying against someone...

[Food Mane]

I hope this turns out like Spiderman and jacks off on your uncle some day soon.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

I am not a huge fan of the "stop snitching" campaign becuase they normally mean "let psychos get away with murder".

In this case

STOP SNITCHING

A dude jerking it? Seriously? I am not a fan of a guy beating off in public either, but you tryna get him locked? Guess it's the crook in me that would *literally* look the other way

 

[unit321]

Not until I was working in law enforcement that I heard of so many jerking off in public incidents. They all got mental issues. Usually white dudes. Is the dude white? Go to court.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Ooh you got the jewuce now

 

[Tom]

snitch ass fakkit

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

 

[Dooby]

Let that man cook

 

[TheHonorableOmarSharif]

Long as you don't get subpoenaed, you straight.

 

[Fredrick Thuglas]

What did the DA say when you said drop the charges cause I would imagine that the city is taking him to court...not you.

also, was he white

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

So the OP snitched, didnt show up to testify and wants to cash in on his new found street credibility?

 

[Food Mane]

What did the DA say when you said drop the charges cause I would imagine that the city is taking him to court...not you.

also, was he white

I thought about this too.

DA: We need you testify

Snitch: Sorry, can't do it. Drop the charges!

DA:

 

[unit321]

Well, this happens. It's kind of the DA's office responsibility to subpoena witnesses so they'll show up.

 

[Big Jo]

I appreciate the gesture breh. I promise I won't masturbate at that park again

 

[duncanthetall]

Brah. Ya'll nikkas can't be serious. If there were kids and shyt around in the park and this off kilter motherfukker is jerking off, what the fukk do you think he'll try to get away with next time? That motherfukker shouldn't be allowed to roam and shyt. That shyts gross

 

[john goodman]

What did the DA say when you said drop the charges cause I would imagine that the city is taking him to court...not you.

also, was he white

She told me if I don't show up the charges will be dropped

So I said I'm busy, lets go ahead and drop em lol

She seemed a little caught off guard but I told her to have a good one and hung up right after



And he was a middle aged black guy