Just became a new dad…

[FreshFromATL]

My wife and I just had a baby boy (the A got a new real one to all my Atlanta bruhs). These past 48 hours been WILD but I have a special feeling becoming a father and officially being a family man that I just wanted to share. It’s a beautiful thing when you do it the right way (finding someone solid that you can actually cooperate with and build a family unit through marriage first).

Just some incoherent thoughts at 5am:

Lil man is chill but he just wilded out at 4:30am because of a wet diaper

I’m realizing kids cry for one of three reasons: they need to be changed, hungry, or just want to be held against a warm body.

I’m sleepy as fukk but it’s all good, that’s my lil man.


Man I ain’t never wiped another person’s ass before but my lil man had a serious poop earlier and I call myself cleaning him and he started shytting more while I’m changing him

My wife been breastfeeding him but ima have a talk with him soon to remind him who tiddies those are. He can have them for now but I’m watching


Aight yall im bout to get a nap in.



Oh and he told me to tell yall fukk Bama and fukk the Knicks


Edit: and no I’m not pawging

 

[semicko82]

Congratulations

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Congratulations, breh.

He only got 6 months tops on the milk trucks. Then it's all you. Be humble.

 

[Da King]

 

[KingTxo]

Congratulations bruh.

 

[InGodWeTrust]

Congrats. Emory birth? Doesn’t sound like Grady lol

 

[Cloutius Maximus]

Congrats breh. it's 3 am I'm finna blaze this wedding cake and sleep when I want for as long as I want

 

[Ukbrotha]

Congratulations. Being a Dad is amazing.

I have 3 boys and while its amazing. They probably have 3 different Dads with how different I am with each one.

All the best with you and yours.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Congratulations

 

[Belize King]

My second one was born in Atlanta. She just turned two but it feels like last year.

Enjoy these little moments. The little smirks and smiles. The first 3 months are eat, sleep, and shyt. Great little man pooped within the first 48 hours!

I did night shift. She would pump during the day after feeding then I had two bottles for the nighttime wake ups. I’d have daddy time and sip a little brown.

Remember to let that woman heal and tell her she’s beautiful!

You see the ring of fire? I didn’t for both my babies. I think I would have been scared for life.

 

[JLova]

Congrats and welcome to the club. Just understand that you will not have a goof night sleep for a long time. Over 5 years n and still can’t sleep properly.

 

[Hater Eraser]

Congrats on the Legacy ..

 

[Anerdyblackguy]

My wife and I just had a baby boy (the A got a new real one to all my Atlanta bruhs). These past 48 hours been WILD but I have a special feeling becoming a father and officially being a family man that I just wanted to share. It’s a beautiful thing when you do it the right way (finding someone solid that you can actually cooperate with and build a family unit through marriage first).

Just some incoherent thoughts at 5am:

Lil man is chill but he just wilded out at 4:30am because of a wet diaper

I’m realizing kids cry for one of three reasons: they need to be changed, hungry, or just want to be held against a warm body.

I’m sleepy as fukk but it’s all good, that’s my lil man.


Man I ain’t never wiped another person’s ass before but my lil man had a serious poop earlier and I call myself cleaning him and he started shytting more while I’m changing him

My wife been breastfeeding him but ima have a talk with him soon to remind him who tiddies those are. He can have them for now but I’m watching


Aight yall im bout to get a nap in.



Oh and he told me to tell yall fukk Bama and fukk the Knicks


Edit: and no I’m not pawging

Congratulations my brotha on the baby. However it’s unfortunate he will be watching Brunson torch Trae young for years to come.

That’s where you as a father must teach resiliency to your little man because these Knicks upcoming ass whoppings will be fierce.

In all seriousness congratulations king.

 

[Yaboysix]

Congratulations, bro.

Get ready to start crying in movies...that shyt came outta NOWHERE when I became a father...

 

[diggy]

Congratulations pleighboi