FreshFromATL
Self Made
My wife and I just had a baby boy (the A got a new real one to all my Atlanta bruhs). These past 48 hours been WILD but I have a special feeling becoming a father and officially being a family man that I just wanted to share. It’s a beautiful thing when you do it the right way (finding someone solid that you can actually cooperate with and build a family unit through marriage first).
Just some incoherent thoughts at 5am:
Lil man is chill but he just wilded out at 4:30am because of a wet diaper
I’m realizing kids cry for one of three reasons: they need to be changed, hungry, or just want to be held against a warm body.
I’m sleepy as fukk but it’s all good, that’s my lil man.
Man I ain’t never wiped another person’s ass before but my lil man had a serious poop earlier and I call myself cleaning him and he started shytting more while I’m changing him
My wife been breastfeeding him but ima have a talk with him soon to remind him who tiddies those are. He can have them for now but I’m watching
Aight yall im bout to get a nap in.
Oh and he told me to tell yall fukk Bama and fukk the Knicks
Edit: and no I’m not pawging