Just arrived in Somalia yesterday. Ask me questions brothers

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

Ban him

 

[Bunchy Carter]

Originally born here but moved to the US when I was 2 years old. I'm here basically to visit family.
Couple things I've noticed.
-They value American money more. Idk the exact amount but if u exchange a $100 bill here for what they call shillings, you'll get back almost 3x that amount. Everything here is more expensive tho so that might have sumn to do with it. A can of coke is 10$.
-Theres a kfc here
-Alot of nikkas hold hands here while they walk and it's completely normal. & they're super touchy.
-The Indian Ocean
-They have some of the most beautiful light skin big booty thick bytches I've ever seen. They be so easy to game up real talk, n they love American nikkas
Just tell em you'll marry em n get em a passport n they'll fukk u Watch out for aids tho

Will be going to Kenya in February & then Egypt

I just image searched these photos and their fake.

Op is lying

 

[Insun Park]

You can't use google translate for Somali and get good grammar you fukking cac. The majority of people do not hate Somali's you fukking cac. This is some racist bullshyt st0rmfr0nt cac until proven otherwise. If you are Somali prove it. I could prove it you piece of shyt deenta abaxa WUS KHANEES

 

[BigMan]

U Somalians are an interesting bunch I'll say that

 

[Yehuda]

Why are these threads always so fukking corny

st0rmfr0nt fakkits, one of y'all will read this:
Your boy in Columbus isn't hard to find.
Y'all keep laughing in your secret thread, until one of those fakkits ends up on channel 4.
We know you keep your heroin addictions secret for that message board so let me keep it short and sweet: A hot pack can be sent out tonight. The next time you put dope in your veins may be the last.
Merry Christmas, honkies.
Ain't no new year, bih.

Lmfao.

 

[O_state_baller]

I just image searched these photos and their fake.

Op is lying

Show me then

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I'm from kiss-mayo like @ChiefQueen and @Broke Wave but salute.to all my landers

I see you

 

[Indiglow Meta (R$G)]

Lmfao.

They're all fiends and people spike dope on purpose.
If you ever catch a racist cac on facebook, lurk their friends and see all the dead junkies and complaints about treatment. The same ones that want sympathy hate us. This is obviously some dumb Ohio cac. It's the hate group capital.

 

[Insun Park]

So since Somalia is peaceful now and Somalis can't stop talking about being Somalis do you guys ever plan on going back to live there permanently?

 

[Broke Wave]

"-Alot of nikkas hold hands here while they walk and it's completely normal. & they're super touchy."

In SOMALIA?? are you fukking serious? Why are you lying about something that we all know to be untrue?

 

[O_state_baller]

"-Alot of nikkas hold hands here while they walk and it's completely normal. & they're super touchy."

In SOMALIA?? are you fukking serious? Why are you lying about something that we all know to be untrue?

You're retarded. How the fuk would u know it's untrue? Have u ever been there? I'm actually here and witnessed it first hand. I haven't gone anywhere yet besides Mogadishu and it's 100% true.

 

[Broke Wave]

You're retarded. How the fuk would u know it's untrue? Have u ever been there? I'm actually here and witnessed it first hand. I haven't gone anywhere yet besides Mogadishu and it's 100% true.

Where in "Mogadishu" are you? I'm a fukking Somali you stupid cac it's not in our fukking culture to hold hands with nikkas we're not Arabs you ignorant cac.

 

[Grano-Grano]

If you ain't Somali, hooyada was bytch nikka

 

[JQ Legend]

What's a dilo?

 

[Arithmetic]

-They value American money more. Idk the exact amount but if u exchange a $100 bill here for what they call shillings, you'll get back almost 3x that amount. Everything here is more expensive tho so that might have sumn to do with it. A can of coke is 10$.

Something isn't adding up.

XE: Convert USD/SOS. United States Dollar to Somalia Shilling