Just arrived in Somalia yesterday. Ask me questions brothers

[timothy_strickland]

Originally born here but moved to the US when I was 2 years old. I'm here basically to visit family.
Couple things I've noticed.

-Theres a kfc here

-They have some of the most beautiful light skin big booty thick bytches I've ever seen. They be so easy to game up real talk, n they love American nikkas
Just tell em you'll marry em n get em a passport n they'll fukk u Watch out for aids tho

Racist cac spotted

KFC plug was an easy giveaway

Thinking that all black men lust for lightskinned women was another blatant giveaway.

Why racist cacs love to say that black people love kfc? Not only its corny af, but inaccurate as KFC's main customer base in America is cacs and messicans combined. Because they form the majority of the population. Has simple logic escaped racist cacs? Its like me saying that white people love plantains, while omitting the fact that the vast majority of plantain consumers are actually southeast asians, latin americans, carribeans and africans.

fukking an american just off GP? I heard and read corny racist cacs believe filipinas, asians and latinas will worship them as soon as they get off plane, simply because they are white and got a US or another Western country passport. The cac/western savior of means willing to deliver desperate, beautiful young maidens living in squalid conditions in poor third world countries. We all know the familiar narrative.

AIDS? Somalians, like Ethiopians and the rest of the horn of Africa, are extremely conservative when it comes to sex and gender relations. Hookup/one-night stand/single motherhood culture like we often see in the western world is frowned upon and seen as decadent.
And homosexuals, who are one of the demographics severely affected by AIDS worldwide, are not present in huge numbers in Ethiopia, Somalia, etc. And its extremely frowned upon to be a open fakkit there.

Three important factors that indicate that the Horn of Africa has in fact, one of the lowest AIDS rate in the world. This is really disingenuous, ignorant and reckless of your part to insinuate that Somalia suffers of a major AND pervasive AIDS epidemic.


Negged your post off GP.

 

[swerve]

Why would anybody lie about going to Somalia
OP said he paid 10$ for a can of coke, which would make that 10,000 schilling. What the fukk do you guys now about the price of a coke in Somalia? Only in US you get a whole bottle of coke for $1.29

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

KFC is in other african countries and I've seen fake pop up kfcs in Somali and Ethopia.

Muslim nikkas hold hands It's common in many muslim cultures.

And Finally if he was a cac acting like he was in somali. Wouldnt he have googled the exchange rate to make it appear more real?

This nikka aint gotta prove anything else, Why you want video when at first it was just a picture. Stay Salty.

nikka ain't damn Muslim men holding hands any fukking where...they ain't even holding their wives hands in public

When were u in Somalia?

All u off brand cocksuckjng new handle having members are trying too hard

I'm not Somali and didn't ask him for a photo
Those pics don't prove shyt to me

You honestly believe this nikka didn't know how to post pics on forums before this thread?

You believe he paid 10$ for a can of soda?


Lol@pop up KFC



Get off his dikk...He's still a cac

 

[Broke Wave]

shyt looked like photoshop to me, i aint convinced.


Edit : Someone run that photoshop test... that shyt looks fake as all fukk

 

[MeltzerDirtySprite]

nikka ain't damn Muslim men holding hands any fukking where...they ain't even holding their wives hands in public




Get off his dikk...He's still a cac

So what we doing here Partnah?

 

[El Jefe]

the thread which keeps on giving

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

So what we doing here Partnah?

That's your proof??

 

[Mr.Big Meat McGee]

I don't know wtf to believe in this thread.

 

[MeltzerDirtySprite]

That's your proof??

Why the hell do you want besides photos of muslim men holding hands.

 

[Max B]

Damn this thread was hella hilarious

 

[Trajan]

The Saltness of this thread, The Confidence of these nikkas, The failure of these nikkas.
The proof being posted.

at everybody in here who was barking about "op lying"..displaying that corny ass infamous "Coli herd-mentality"

OP got all y'all looking stupid then a mf right now

"ban him"

"cac"

"aint no kfc.."

Follow the leader ass lames

you're acting like we're wrong for calling calling out bullshyt. He was posting patently false shyt and we hit him with facts.

-Coke is not $10.....facts
-The dollar/shilling exchange rate is not even close to 3:1......facts
-There is no KFC in Somalia...facts
-Somalia has one of the lowest aids rates in the world...facts


We were supposed to ignore all that?

Either he's lying or he is one of the most retarded muthafukkas around. Nikka doesn't know basic shyt a kid would know.

 

[O_state_baller]

you're acting like we're wrong for calling calling out bullshyt. He was posting patently false shyt and we hit him with facts.

-Coke is not $10.....facts
-The dollar/shilling exchange rate is not even close to 3:1......facts
-There is no KFC in Somalia...facts
-Somalia has one of the lowest aids rates in the world...facts


We were supposed to ignore all that?

Either he's lying or he is one of the most retarded muthafukkas around. Nikka doesn't know basic shyt a kid would know.

Coke is 10,000 shillings fukktard
Africa has more aids than the US so of course ima watch out for aids. I don't give a fukk if I'm in east Africa or west, u can catch aids wherever. I never said a lot of ppl have aids in somalia, I said I gotta watch out for aids the same way I do in the US.

 

[Big Daddy]

So what we doing here Partnah?

Sh!tted on these hating ass crab in the barrels yet again

"butbutbut aint no muslim man gon be holding hands with another man ban OP "

 

[swerve]

That's your proof??

He just proved you wrong about no muslim men holding hands

have you ever been outside the states?

 

[Trajan]

Coke is 10,000 shillings fukktard
Africa has more aids than the US so of course ima watch out for aids. I don't give a fukk if I'm in east Africa or west, u can catch aids wherever. I never said a lot of ppl have aids in somalia, I said I gotta watch out for aids the same way I do in the US.

"Africa" is not a country idiot. This is why ppl call you a cac. Your reporting would reflect the country you're in. You said you gotta watch out for aids like it was specific thing out there when Somalia has a lower aids rate than the US. Do you say you gotta watch out for aids when you visit other cities in the US?

A can of coke is 10$.

Breh these are your words. Where did yoy say 10,000 shillings?

Where did you see a KFC?

Where did you exchange $100 for three hundred shillings?

You made a thread giving info on Somalia and everything you stated was incorrect

I hope you're lying for your sake. I would hate to think there are people walking around this dumb. My god.