Jurrasic World Officially Became Unwatchable

[HookersandIceCream]

So humans have never had lions tigers hyenas or crocodiles as pets?
What about snakes.... Or cheetahs

And those animals don't even remotely posses the same brain power as raptors which make it easier

And

For ur fakkit ass negging me

No you fukking idiot. They really really dont have them as pets
Keeping them in cages is not the same as living with them as you would a dog

http://www.livescience.com/33870-domesticated-animals-criteria.html
According to the evolutionary physiologist and geographer Jared Diamond, in his acclaimed book "Guns, Germs and Steel" (Norton, 1997), there are six criteria that animals must meet for domestication. Many species come close, but very few fit the bill.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Must be a canada thing.

take that fukking back

 

[Trill McClay]

Preciate it.

Grew up to be a nice lookin young woman.seems down to earth

...now....time to slide into them DM's...


Ill brb ...lol

No prob fam. She seems like she would be chill enough to converse in the DMs.....

 

[PRO BADA$$]

Dudes hiding behind this new "training raptors isn't farfetched in that universe" talking point and completely missing the fact that it is still a complete trash storyline

Same with creating a hybrid dinosaur

Whether or not it is realistic in that particular story is irrelevant. The mere idea is complete asscheeks. Raptor fight squad? Create-a-dino? Put that shyt in a bodybag

@MartyMcFly going for a SyFy channel quality concept

Not to mention, nothing about the trailer looks good anyway.

All that being said, I will still probably be there 1st weekend to watch just for the spectacle of it all. Unless it is like a 20% on Rotten Tomatoes, then I will just wait for Redbox

my nikka

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Raptors may become the new dolphins. Always coming to the aid of endangered humans and shyt.

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

Nature finds a way

if I could rep you twice I would...

 

[wire28]

The shyt yall cry about here amazes me
Some of yall need to get off the internet and go read a book or 2 on zoology


That said

The raptors are fake anyways
Raptors were never that big
But that's a different discussion for a different time

But besides that

If any of you fukks knew anything about animals...
You'd know that given time...
Yes we could domesticate any animal if bred and trained from birth...
Even ones that were wild at first

Yall also wanna know something...
What current species is similar to Jurassic Park raptors?
Orcas

They are the raptors of the sea
Have they ever been domesticated persay?

The so-called intelligence of the raptors would hence make them even more susceptible to some form of training over time with studies.

 

[Super Cheech]

Always wanted these toys

 

[Dwolf]

Look no further brehs. She looks great.
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[Dwolf]

Brehs dont like this but hype up Fast and Furious joints.

 

[Spaceman Piff]

when i first read this thread.. i agreed with op. trained raptors?


but then i watched the trailer..


trained raptors


these aren't pets. these are attack raptors


i thought the hybrid dino angle was alright. it brings in back more in line with humans playing god with science. i don't know if they strayed from that honestly.. i don't remember jp 2 and 3 even though i've seen both multiple times.


it's still hard for me to buy andy the shoeshine boy as an action star but i don't think that's gonna take much away from the movie.

i'm looking forward to it. more than before i saw the trailer actually

 

[KravenMorehead™]

I fukk with it but OP got me

 

[Allergic2Latex]

Corny af
Thats like luke and vader teaming up breh

Say that to everyone else then
I was disagreeing with the "trained raptors" shyt Breh

Talk slick come down to niagara

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[kingdizzy01]

The heel turn of the Raptors by movie's end should be

i got a feelin its gonna be the opposite and they gonna become friendly towards the end. we all gonna get that same feelin as when the predator was supposed to kill the human bytch but teamed up with a high five or some shyt on alien vs. predator