the ibussymane era lasted for 14 months..
Reuters correspondent old timer has been witnessing the spectable...
As 2018 draws to a close, it's time for the curtains to come down on another failed gimmick
Ibuccmane stormed on the scenes in late November 2017
Proclaiming that judge Joe gorilla had been an unlikeable loser,,
Ibuccimane promised to be a "hip" , fun and artsy presence on the coli
But it was too short lived
bucci quickly dropped the colored lettering portion of the gimmick
And also ceased feigning the labored cuzzo patois
And suprising no one, he never got around to revealing an artsy side
Shortly after the transition,, ibussymane was back to the opinionated blowhard posting style of judgemental Joe
Proving once again the difficulty of reinventing yourself on the internet
But it was not all for naught
There were a few bright spots that even the most stringent critics must concede
For one thing, bucci firmly established his bisexual side
Lusting after dead white pop stars like michsel hutchence and David Bowie
Announcing his pro BGLT advocacy
And even on one occassion leaving his parents house ,, an assignation requuring the use of public transportation, to play a game of horseshoes - a game of horseshoes!! Bingo
Those highlights aside, the ibussymane era will be remembered as a time of chronic unemployment
Marked by failed attempts to be a pharmacy technician, a Dollar Tree cashier, a landscaper, and other random pursuits
Meanwhile bucciman pushed the envelope of good taste and sensibility
Starting as many as eight threads a day
Including mocking a former Cosby cast member who worked at a supermarket
And just being a belligerent dikkhead in general
But it was not enough for buscimane to regain his championship form of 2016
Even an 11th hour meltdown complete with impotent death threats,, and blatantly antagonizing multiple staff members
..was a case of too little too late
As busci's narrow lead evaporated and he finished second in the voting for worst poster of 2018
Losing to a relative nobody with half the forum posts and a mere fractiom of the time investment
What's next for the hall of shame member?? The new panafricana gimmick is kept under wraps for now ..
But as 2018 comes to a close, so too does the short run of ibuccimane..
Whose legacy of unrelenting spam and chronic unemployment will not soon be forgotten
.
