Secure Da Bag
Veteran
She went from size 6 to size 60...
Her belt size is equator
She put a red shirt on and they call her kool-aid
Her Fit-Bit is an iPad
Her Blood Type Ragu
Her Blood Type Chocolate Chip
She step on the scale and it says..."Move bish"
She step on the scale and it say..."Low battery"
She uses the earthquake scale to weigh herself
She jump in a pool, all the water comes out
She jump in a pool, she causes a typhoon
And she's warm during the winter
Bet she taste like peach cobbler
Sliding in that must be like a warm piece of moist sponge cake with hot fudge