After a long day, she falls asleep in your arms, breathing ever so gently against your chest while the moon reaches its apex just outside of your window
That's some powerful simping right there brehCarrying her on your back as you feel her heartbeat in sync with your own
I wouldn't touch any of those Kardashians, I have standards.
If any one of those Kardashians/Jenners Kris included come to you trying to seduce you and ya'll alone and you turn it down how in the fukk can you look at yourself in the mirror the next day?
Average as hell