Johnny Somali arrested today. Finally found out

[godliness]

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“JohnnySomali” is not somali​

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" Through some investagtive diggang i found out that mr johnny somali is not even somali.

I even spoke to him in a TikTok live and he said his goal is to ruin the Somali name. Any time some one would call him habesha he would laugh. Because he knew that his true idenity would be found. When asked to speak somali he couldnt even produce a single sentence. Only a few words.

This is not the first time a Ethiopian tried to be Somali to ruin our image. Ny biggest question is why???"

I wonder what the truth is because dude definitely said his mother was somali and father Ethiopian. I don't care, I just don't want buddy claiming American.

 

[Scientific Playa]

What makes this absolutely hilarious is that my uncle talks like this

LOL ppl make the world go around.
I used to try to kick game at this Ethiopian chick that was post security at Dwyane Wade's cul-de-sac when he lived in Miami. I had almost broke her down but didn't close the deal for various reasons.
Another L for S.P. in life.

 

[No Ma’am]

 

[RadaMillz]

I wonder what the truth is because dude definitely said his mother was somali and father Ethiopian. I don't care, I just don't want buddy claiming American.

and I don't want him claiming Somali either, we need to join forces and get the Japanese to hold him forever

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Yeah, they hold you pretty much until you give them a confession to get bail or are willing to stay in jail for months/years, until the trial is over or they get tired of holding you.

Ending Japan’s ‘Hostage Justice’ System

Today, Human Rights Watch and Innocence Project Japan, a Japanese nongovernmental group, launched a joint project to end the practice of “hostage justice” in Japan. The project will advocate with policymakers for legal reform and inform public opinion through events and discussions.

www.hrw.org

Hostage justice - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Japan’s Hostage Justice System

If Japan wants to live up to its reputation as one of the world’s most advanced democracies, it needs to modernize its criminal justice system.

thediplomat.com

 

[Batsute]

Keep thinking Japanese prison from the simpsons is real breh.

 

[kaldurahm]

This dude had civilian Japanese people ready to fight him and one took off his pants ready to smash him

Imaging how he's going to end up in Japanese prison... I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up killing himself. Then boys are not going to go easy on gim

Gen z really thinks there's no consequences to actions smh.

 

[num123]

Japanese prisons are notoriously terrible. Just getting in the justice system is not a good idea. It has a 99% conviction rate.





He seriously fukked up getting caught up there.

Ehh, all he has to do is confess to the fukk shyt he was doing, do time if he gets it and/or get deported.

 

[Black Mamba]

Good now drop him off in a yakuza building
He needs a couple samurai swords to the back and legs

 

[Batsute]

Ehh, all he has to do is confess to the fukk shyt he was doing, do time if he gets it and/or get deported.

Bruh this ain’t American courts those judges are Hirohito era and petty as fukk. Yea they got him on trespassing but that prosecutor is gonna be gunning to make a name for himself behind this.

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

 

[num123]

Bruh this ain’t American courts those judges are Hirohito era and petty as fukk. Yea they got him on trespassing but that prosecutor is gonna be gunning to make a name for himself behind this.

At this point he has two options. Either confess, get bail and get convicted and/or deported or fight the case while being stuck in jail until the trial is done. He is fukked either way.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

All that forehead and got no brain

East Africans come get y’all goat faced brethren

Y'all stop being so divisive!!
What if East Africans said this about you FBA?!

 

[pawdalaw]

Bruh this ain’t American courts those judges are Hirohito era and petty as fukk. Yea they got him on trespassing but that prosecutor is gonna be gunning to make a name for himself behind this.

Fight the Feds overseas brehs.

 

[Afrodroid]

Johnny Somali arrested today

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