John Cena files for divorce

[DANJ!]

HHH would be the dumbest muthafukker to walk the Earth if he ever wronged Stephanie.

I bet they never even have an argument that doesn't end with HHH slobbin' her cooch as an apology.

I bet HHH could walk in on Steph gettin' tag teamed by Titus and Darren Young, and just leave the room, not daring to even smile at one of the Divas.

I bet HHH could find out those kids ain't his, but are actually Jamie Noble's... and he'd blame himself for not bein' there when she needed him.

That dude prob'ly makes a strong effort to not get on her bad side, and likely takes a LOT of sh*t. He's literally one decision away from his whole life and career gettin' flushed.

 

[Henzo]

 

[Red Omega]

I bet they never even have an argument that doesn't end with HHH slobbin' her cooch as an apology.

I bet HHH could walk in on Steph gettin' tag teamed by Titus and Darren Young, and just leave the room, not daring to even smile at one of the Divas.

I bet HHH could find out those kids ain't his, but are actually Jamie Noble's... and he'd blame himself for not bein' there when she needed him.

That dude prob'ly makes a strong effort to not get on her bad side, and likely takes a LOT of sh*t. He's literally one decision away from his whole life and career gettin' flushed.

i think we got it the first time.

 

[DANJ!]

i think we got it the first time.

Don't care if you did or not...

 

[Grifter]

ROCK DOES NOT LOSE

Parker Lewis doesn't lose.

 

[Red Omega]

Don't care if you did or not...

 

[Hulk Hogan]

Hulk Hogan... where are you at on this board? You need to give Cena a call brother!

WELL LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN, BROTHER! DIVORCE IS NO JOKE, DUUUDE! MY EX WIFE TOOK EVERYTHING I HAD, BROTHER! AND WHAT DID SHE DO TO EARN IT, MAN? SHE DIDN'T HOLD DOWN ANY VANILLA MIDGETS IN WCW! SHE DIDN'T TRY TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF SEAN MICHAELS BY CHANGING FINISHES AT THE LAST MINUTE, BROTHER! SHE DIDN'T TAKE DIXIE CARTER'S MILLIONS AND LEAVE TALENTED WORKERS MAKING PEANUTS, BROTHER!

JOHN CENA'S THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD TODAY AND A VERY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE, BROTHER! WE WERE BOTH HANGING OUT WITH SYLVESTER STALLONE AND GOVERNOR ARNOLD THE OTHER DAY, BROTHER! WE GAVE THAT BROTHER THE BEST ADVICE WE COULD, BROTHER! ARNOLD JUST LAUGHED AT HIM AND SAID "YAH, YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED A KENNEDY! HA HA HAAGLAGLGLLL!"

I THOUGHT THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.

 

[seanjohn21276]

WELL LEMME TELL YA SUMTHIN, BROTHER! DIVORCE IS NO JOKE, DUUUDE! MY EX WIFE TOOK EVERYTHING I HAD, BROTHER! AND WHAT DID SHE DO TO EARN IT, MAN? SHE DIDN'T HOLD DOWN ANY VANILLA MIDGETS IN WCW! SHE DIDN'T TRY TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF SEAN MICHAELS BY CHANGING FINISHES AT THE LAST MINUTE, BROTHER! SHE DIDN'T TAKE DIXIE CARTER'S MILLIONS AND LEAVE TALENTED WORKERS MAKING PEANUTS, BROTHER!

JOHN CENA'S THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD TODAY AND A VERY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE, BROTHER! WE WERE BOTH HANGING OUT WITH SYLVESTER STALLONE AND GOVERNOR ARNOLD THE OTHER DAY, BROTHER! WE GAVE THAT BROTHER THE BEST ADVICE WE COULD, BROTHER! ARNOLD JUST LAUGHED AT HIM AND SAID "YAH, YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED A KENNEDY! HA HA HAAGLAGLGLLL!"

I THOUGHT THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.

Oh shyt. Hulkster dropping that knowledge. All we need now is a John Cena alias to come in here.

 

[Hulk Hogan]

All we need now is a John Cena alias to come in here.

AND DO WHAT, BROTHER? NO-SELL AN ENTIRE ROAST THREAD, MAKE FIVE POSTS OF DOOM, AND GO OVER MORE TALENTED POSTERS, BROTHER?

 

[GSizz]

How long before Vincent signs her?

 

[Karamellion]

AND DO WHAT, BROTHER? NO-SELL AN ENTIRE ROAST THREAD, MAKE FIVE POSTS OF DOOM, AND GO OVER MORE TALENTED POSTERS, BROTHER?

Well played, Sir

 

[Premeditated]

You got me on Michaels

Punk already ran through ya favorite wrestling ho so why should he put a ring on it?

only dime he ever ran through was Maria

all his others bytches, I wouldn't even look twice.

 

[krackdagawd]

 

[Golayitdown]

I know there aren't MEN in this thread happy that a bytch is getting another man for his hard earned money.

Hogan got it the worst man, the marriage laws in this country are terrible.

Exactly. fukk personal feelings about the man. He's facing some heavy shyt.

If Stephanie ever divorced HHH that would easily be one of the biggest Ls in wrestling history.

I bet they never even have an argument that doesn't end with HHH slobbin' her cooch as an apology.

Trips acting like Jody from baby boy

 

[HomieSoprano]

Cena had a pre-nup?

Mrs. Cena will somehow overcome the odds....