John Boehner's Daughter to marry a brotha?

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

We gotta protect our white women better yall

 

[Black Hans]

I wood not wish dat on my wurst enemy. dat is da altimit disshonor a yung lady can bring to her famlee. da pane muss be wurse den ur child dyeing. i woodint blame jon boner at all if he did an honer killin like da islams do. she prolly gonna die uh ades anyway.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

this is milding amusing but its kind of c00nish to jump for joy every time a White woman gets with a person of color. Its not that big of a deal.