Joe Buddens Kicked Out of Studio For Sleepwalking Naked And Exposing Himself to Minors... Weird Case

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Eternally Jaded said:
Not for nothing but exact thing happened to me years ago.

I had been out partying, had cleaned up my spot beforehand and got real drunk.

Went home safely, woke up, realized I was standing in front of what would be my door two floors up in my apartment building.

Butt ass naked.

Dribbling piss on the floor.

What woke me up was the icy cold floor(I kept a door mat outside to wipe feet on), and I was deadass trying the knob but it wasn't working.

Went to the elevator hall to look outside, it was still dark.

Panicked, ran butt ass naked down two flights of stairs, tried my actual door, it was locked.

Ran outside, it's February or March n freezing (I live in CT), the closest safe haven is my sister's apartment, she lived like half a mile away.

Ran down the street, sticking to the bushes(it's like 3am) go to her back window(she had a first floor apartment in one of those new developments that was level with the street) knocking on her window.

She seems me, opens up n let's me in.

Still cracks jokes about it to this day(10 years at least).

So I'm not gonna say Joe deserves the benefit of the doubt, but he might.

All the doors in my apartment building had peepsites so I still have no idea or not if someone was on the other side of that door two floors up but I pray nobody was home.

Nobody else in the building ever mentioned it to me or acted funny so I think I was clear.
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The only suspect shyt is he said they said we can't record inside the building

Nah bruh that aint what happened
 
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Where was his Girl when all of this shyt happened?

:patrice:



Fkc that, I rather Trade in my sleep paralysis for sleep walking...

You know how it feels to be Awake but unable to MOVE!... trying to use everything in you to pry your eyelids open?!t
trying to calm yourself down so you won't freak out!!

Naw, give me the sleep Walk

:sadcam:
 
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Sleep walking.

Yeah.
Aight.


The cluck Peeping tom trench coat pederast zygote killer buddens.



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*Applies more pressure to boot.


On budden neck.


All you lame goofies complicit in this pederast trench coat peeping tom draw.



You should have got processed with him on the charge.


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Eternally Jaded said:
Not for nothing but exact thing happened to me years ago.

I had been out partying, had cleaned up my spot beforehand and got real drunk.

Went home safely, woke up, realized I was standing in front of what would be my door two floors up in my apartment building.

Butt ass naked.

Dribbling piss on the floor.

What woke me up was the icy cold floor(I kept a door mat outside to wipe feet on), and I was deadass trying the knob but it wasn't working.

Went to the elevator hall to look outside, it was still dark.

Panicked, ran butt ass naked down two flights of stairs, tried my actual door, it was locked.

Ran outside, it's February or March n freezing (I live in CT), the closest safe haven is my sister's apartment, she lived like half a mile away.

Ran down the street, sticking to the bushes(it's like 3am) go to her back window(she had a first floor apartment in one of those new developments that was level with the street) knocking on her window.

She seems me, opens up n let's me in.

Still cracks jokes about it to this day(10 years at least).

So I'm not gonna say Joe deserves the benefit of the doubt, but he might.

All the doors in my apartment building had peepsites so I still have no idea or not if someone was on the other side of that door two floors up but I pray nobody was home.

Nobody else in the building ever mentioned it to me or acted funny so I think I was clear.
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Yeah.

Aight.

First off.
Why were both of you asleep with no clothes on?

Answer that. You not no female and you was not with a female. So why in tha fukk are you not presentable when you are asleep.
Help me understand.

How a grown ass man is unpresentable.
when going to sleep.
With no female company.

Sorry.

#NotGOIN



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Mr. Negative said:
Hell, coulda been ambien.

shyt'll have your brain sleep, but your body will be on it's own time.
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Facts.

I got all the trash in the house and rolled the can out to the street at 2:00 am in my draws. Had no memory of it.
 
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trapnerd said:
Facts.

I got all the trash in the house and rolled the can out to the street at 2:00 am in my draws. Had no memory of it.
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What is this cluck ass shyt breh?


If you black.

Put down them white boi cluck ass drugs.

You post gen x.
Plus black.
You should not be on no cluck ass white people drugs.

That shyt for white goofies.


Have some pride black man.

Get some soul.


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