Joaquin Phoenix as Jesus. Look at this white washed bs :mjpls:

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

White jesus

Poison

 

[KevCo]

Christian Bale once played Jesus also.

 

[Rekkapryde]

I'm done with inaccurate portrayals of Jesus.

 

[GPBear]

If jesus was on the coli he'd be #incelgang

why do you brehs think he hung around a buncha dudes and prostitutes

None of the shyt ever added up for me growing up. Because all the movies made Jesus out to be some good looking muscular dude.
But like I said, knowing he was basically like Quasimoto makes the whole passion of the Christ a lot more

Making a 6' guy built like David Beckham carry a heavy crucifix vs a 4'6 hunchback, the second one obviously seems a lot worse and explains why the Romans mocked the jews like "So this guy is your king? "
idk maybe it's just me

 

[HipHopStan]

That's one of the corniest trailers I've seen. Religious flicks always on some dumb shyt.

The only biblical movie that I like is The Last Temptation of Christ.

EDIT - Wait. Does Life of Brian count?

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

Jesus a fukking fairytale anyway who gives a fukk

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

No way Jesus was 4'6...

No such thing as a grown ass black man bein 4'6...

Whoever wrote that must of been high cuz they used to smoke a lot back then...

How else could you imagine all that shyt in the bible?

 

[chiefdogg]

Jesus was only 4'6?

No wonder he died a virgin

Breh was the Holy Kent

Yo!!! I didn't need to read this high.

 

[Apollo Kid]

Waiting for this to be made

Jesusfreak’s Joe Casey & Benjamin Marra Resurrect the Christian Messiah as a Kung Fu Demon Slayer | Image Comics

 

[SNG]

Christian Bale once played Jesus also.

And Moses. This shyt is going to Flop hard.

 

[Jax]

Yashua

 

[CROM]

yea the historian josephus described him just like what u said above. The funny thing is that josephus is quoted by alot of pastors and such within the church but they conveniently overlook this even the bible in Isaiah it says he would not have anything about him that we will want to desire in him, no beauty etcc..

but yea hollywood is , they did the same thing with the Egyptians and they will keep doing it sadly alot folks dont read and are educated by pop culture

Josephus never described what Jesus looked like, and only mentions him twice in his antiquities, and no legitimate historical record can tell you that he was a unibrow or 4'6"....


Yeah, Hollywood loves a white Jesus, but lets not be ridiculous about this. No Palestinian-Jew or Israeli of any sort will want to portray someone that they don't acknowledge as their Messiah. They WON'T put a black person in that role, so what do they do...find a cracker, scruff up his hair, darken him up, and make him Jesus. This is never going to change.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Jesus to have been a 4’6” dark skinned hunchback with a unibrow.

so this is what you wanna see?

 

[RajWatts]

breh playing Jesus & Joker in the same year

 

[RajWatts]

already available to rent on amazon