The Devil's Advocate
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When I said they need to really restart the Predator franchise, this is NOT what I was thinking 
'Jiu Jitsu' Trailer: Nicolas Cage Trains a War Hero to Fight an Alien in the Battle for Earth
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Kenny West
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That was my first thought. Either Nicolas Cage secretly writes the treatment for these films or writer-directors are coming up with shyt like this with him specifically in mind.
, Tony Jaa in this tho 
"There's no way I could ever get a studio to make this....but if I just add in this and that and make a call to Nicolas Cage...."
Does the fact that we're all still here mean he just gets his ass kicked every six years? Or does a new fighter come to get his ass kicked by Earthlings on a regular basis?Did breh say in the trailer that an alien comes to fight five jiu jitsu fighters every six years or he annihilates the entire population of earth. What in the Hollywood plot holes is going on here?
This has dropped today.
Once I'm done work I'm checking out all this batshyt nonsese.
Once I'm done work I'm checking out all this batshyt nonsese.
Dutch Jr. with the choppa 
"Youre all dead!
Especially you, stupid!!"
Especially you, stupid!!"
Where can we view this epic insanity breh?
PlayerNinety_Nine
Produced, Arranged, Composed and Performed by....
Agent: Nic, bubula - I've got these scripts for you - an alien invasion movie, a kung fu movie and a war movie. Now all of them have YOU at the top of their wishlist.
Cage: Cool. I'll do all of them....
Agent: Ah - there's a scheduling conflict. They all shoot in March. Let me call my people and see if we c-
Cage: You didn't let me finish. I was going to say... I WOULD DO ALLLLLL OF THEM AT THE SAME TIIIIME
Cage picks roles like Connery, if Conney's career was made up of 90% 'Zardoz's
Cage: Cool. I'll do all of them....
Agent: Ah - there's a scheduling conflict. They all shoot in March. Let me call my people and see if we c-
Cage: You didn't let me finish. I was going to say... I WOULD DO ALLLLLL OF THEM AT THE SAME TIIIIME
Cage picks roles like Connery, if Conney's career was made up of 90% 'Zardoz's
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The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
Cage and jaa not even in it for 10 minutes. 0/10
I was very surprised that I did not like this. Had high hopes for it to be a high-octane movie
The axe murderer
For I am death and I ride on a pale horse
I really wanted more nic cage fukkery in it even if it turned out bad.
Bryan Danielson
Jmare007 x Bryan Danielson x JLova = King Ghidorah
I’m watching this now
Let’s go
Let’s go