Jimmy Fallon Blew a Chance to Date Nicole Kidman...Coli, learn from this man's mistake

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bytch literally moved her hips back and forth twice... on his thighs.... with absolutely zero ass nor swivel

and nikkas in tears about the "grind game"



nah... y'all ain't serious... please no :whoa:

a woman ain't gotta have the phattest ass to be able to and know how to ride dikk good :aicmon:
 

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a woman ain't gotta have the phattest ass to be able to and know how to ride dikk good :aicmon:
she gotta do more than

move hips foward

move hips back

move hips forward

get up off thighs



and she needs a nice ass for me to be grabbing on... or some titties... or something....


nothing in that clip displayed anything that amounts to a ride game
 

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IDK what y'all talking about a few pages back tho. megan fox in transformers 2.... :noah: I would be fukking the shyt outta her over and over...she was a dime piece before the plastic surgery...

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IDK what y'all talking about a few pages back tho. megan fox in transformers 2.... :noah: I would be fukking the shyt outta her over and over...she was a dime piece before the plastic surgery...

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now that is a beautiful woman... probably the best looking woman named in this entire thread... lips.. eyes.. body.. sex appeal
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she gotta do more than

move hips foward

move hips back

move hips forward

get up off thighs



and she needs a nice ass for me to be grabbing on... or some titties... or something....


nothing in that clip displayed anything that amounts to a ride game

what nicole did in that clip that I posted was good enough for me. she damn sure didn't come off as bein' stiff or a fish

as for her body, like i said not every woman has to be super thick, i appreciate women who also are shaped like nicole just as much as women who are shaped like kim kardashian. nicole ain't got no phat ass but she's still got nice figure overall
 

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God damn can any thread stay on topic without a pissing contest, or how wack a female is and there's better ones.

As far as the thread we done all did some shyt like that before. But to fukk up p*ssy from a nice looking millionaire actress has to hurt. Since he's on TV he could probably have been getting p*ssy on the regular but just the connections knocking her down could've opened up balances that shyt out. He fukked up. Even if i didn't realize she was interested I would've been spitting game regardless to get her interested.
 

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This is basically what happened with me and my female bestfriend when I was 17, she would always like and comment on my pictures on Facebook, we started talking but I've always been bad at reading signs, I really was just being friendly on some "she a cool ass female" shyt, plus she was a real life virgin and I avoided that shyt all through ages 17-20 (wasn't trying to pop any cherries). We became really close though, last year we were hanging out and she mentions how she really like me when we first met but I never made any advances toward her on any intimate shyt, so she figured I didn't find her attractive (I actually do, but not having sex, while I respect it, is a nono).

Another fail I had like that was in my freshman year of college with this one fine lil female, literally little like 4'11. I was 6'6 and I guess she died for tall nikkas. She would always compliment me, play with my beard, and make unnecessary body contact, but I didn't peep the signs because she looked super innocent. My nikkas came to visit me one weekend @ UTSA and they even were telling me "bro she wanna fukk you"; but I thought they were just forcing and she wasn't like that. Later found out she was a complete bussdown and fukked like 30-40 nikkas our first semester, sucks because I really wanted to fukk her too.

Til' this day I'm still pretty bad at picking up signs from females. I'm way better than I was when I was then, like instead of somebody having to peep for me or me realizing weeks or months down the line a female was trying to get at me, it's usually like a couple mins after the initial convo I realize it which sometimes gives me chance to redeem.
 

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Nicole Kidman was fine in "To Die For" :ehh:

But this story just reminded of a something similar though.

Fine chick I had in class. Never made a move on her cause I was messing around with some other chick (which was a mistake)

Be faithful brehs :mjcry:
She never really gave me sign to get with her so I just moved on :manny:


Just so happened to facebook her years later. Joked with her saying she was my class crush. She then replied back "Thats funny, I use to have a big crush on you too"

She became a reporter and is now married :mjcry:
 
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