Jimmy Fallon Blew a Chance to Date Nicole Kidman...Coli, learn from this man's mistake

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I don't watch movies that much, tbh.....

And the only other thing I know about that bytch is that her nudes leaked during the Fappening.....and I didn't even see them shyts because porn has spoiled me, and I need more than just pics to fap to some random white actress who I'm not familiar with (i.e. video)

I'm gonna be honest: most of these white actresses are like damn near the same white (usually blonde) woman to me....just with different names. They just don't stand out to me individually....the fact that I don't watch their movies is the most likely reason for that. I know what Angelina Jolie looks like, Cameron Diaz, Sandra Bullock, Julia Roberts, Reese Witherspoon, etc. because I've actually seen their movies, or seen them mentioned constantly in the media outside of their work.....


Scarlett Johanson was built like a black chick the first time i saw her and dat ass i knew she was special. and her face is pretty damned original. i've never seen any female look like her... So that's why she stands out to me... and if you never saw the avengers?????

Or winter soldier??? Or iron man 2????

fukkING MAJOR LEAGUE,

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We're u born in 68? Old faggit

Funny how you come across like a dumbass yet you keep coming at me with stupid shyt.

You're quick with those sick comebacks!... short answer no, not near 1968, so your argument is even more invalid.

I guess you don't have cable, but shes only been in like 50 movies, married to tom cruise and a celebrity for like 30 years so I could see why you would be so upset.
  • Days of Thunder?
  • Batman Forever?
  • The Others?
  • Moulin Rouge? (The lil kim, mya, pink song was from this movie, not sure if you knew that?)
  • Panic Room?
  • The Hours?
Tom Cruise was married to her for a while, you know who Tom Cruise is? I can list some of his movies as well?

Crawl from out under those steps and pop in a DVD every once in a while, if you build up enough courage maybe step into one of these?
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How are ya'll missing the point??? :what:

Don't be on some bum shyt :stopitslime:
I know what youre saying but MY point was : "Are you really missing the point if your (his) point nets him Winona and Jordana?"



...or something like that. shyt came out weird as I typed it. :patrice:Its too close to 5pm and im trying to get out the office into -20 degree weather. :mjcry: What I mean to say is whatever he didnt do right to get Nicole Kidman was right enough to get Winona and Jordana so I dont think he missed the point at all. (although I know the "point" was directed at us to get....or something. Fawk nikka, I'm tired and ready to go. Too many papers on my desk. :snoop:
 

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Funny how you come across like a dumbass yet you keep coming at me with stupid shyt.

You're quick with those sick comebacks!... short answer no, not near 1968, so your argument is even more invalid.

I guess you don't have cable, but shes only been in like 50 movies, married to tom cruise and a celebrity for like 30 years so I could see why you would be so upset.
  • Days of Thunder?
  • Batman Forever?
  • The Others?
  • Moulin Rouge? (The lil kim, mya, pink song was from this movie, not sure if you knew that?)
  • Panic Room?
  • The Hours?
Tom Cruise was married to her for a while, you know who Tom Cruise is? I can list some of his movies as well?

Crawl from out under those steps and pop in a DVD every once in a while, if you build up enough courage maybe step into one of these?
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I never seen any of those movies. I never even seen a Tom cruise movie before. I don't watch movies. I can't sit there eating shyt for 2 hours watching some bullshyt on the screen. I play sports bytch :pacspit: I listen to music bytch :pacspit: I don't watch no cac bytch name Nicole kidman u offended faggit. fukkboy mad cause I don't know this broad :heh:
 
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I never seen any of those movies. I never even seen a Tom cruise movie before. I don't watch movies. I can't sit there eating shyt for 2 hours watching some bullshyt on the screen. I play sports bytch :pacspit: I listen to music bytch :pacspit: I don't watch no cac bytch name Nicole kidman u offended faggit. fukkboy mad cause I don't know this broad :heh:

I swear.....these nikkas act like we OBLIGATED to watch movies or some shyt :dahell:

I honestly don't think I've watched more than maybe 70 or 80 full movies in my life.......
 

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I never seen any of those movies. I never even seen a Tom cruise movie before. I don't watch movies. I can't sit there eating shyt for 2 hours watching some bullshyt on the screen. I play sports bytch :pacspit: I listen to music bytch :pacspit: I don't watch no cac bytch name Nicole kidman u offended faggit. fukkboy mad cause I don't know this broad :heh:

Never seen a single Tom Cruise movie? Lol... stop that Drake CD and give it a shot, you might like it. After its done go back to your Drake CD and finish learning those lyrics..
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I swear.....these nikkas act like we OBLIGATED to watch movies or some shyt :dahell:

I honestly don't think I've watched more than maybe 70 or 80 full movies in my life.......
Only movies I can fukk with are documentaries cause its factual shyt and u actually learn something. I never even seen the cotdamn matrix, I don't fukking watch that fairy tale shyt. Only time I step foot in a theater is if a broad wants to go see some shyt and I always end up sleeping halfway through the shyt
 

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Never seen a single Tom Cruise movie? Lol... stop that Drake CD and give it a shot, you might like it. After its done go back to your Drake CD and finish learning those lyrics..
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2015 faggit still listening to wu-tang and I'm the one that has to go outside :mjlol:
 

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2015 faggit still listening to wu-tang and I'm the one that has to go outside :mjlol:

Biggie and Nas as well, sorry I dont have Drake, Migos and Keef on rotation, you the true hip hop head right? :ufdup: gtfo and stop replying, your taking away from your "music listening" time :mjlol:
 

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Biggie and Nas as well, sorry I dont have Drake, Migos and Keef on rotation, you the true hip hop head right? :ufdup: gtfo and stop replying, your taking away from your "music listening" time :mjlol:
Lol @ "true hip hop head" Is that what u are? I'm sure u get all the hoes with that swag :heh:
 
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