Jevon Porter, MPJ’s brother, arrested for DUI; 3rd brother in trouble in 2 weeks

[Uno]

They are probably very close in age… But this is proof that Becky needs to spot you a good seven years. She looks like his older coworker.

They look the same age

 

[Avisible Man]

Jontay: fukk up
Jevon: fukk up
Coban: fukk up

Michael: NBA star

 

[Flex Grossman]

MPJ playing his best ball. Another brother in trouble gonna get him to MVP level.

Nuggets in 6

MPJ keeps sacrificing brothers to the soul stone. Gonna shoot 70% from three this series then the next brother is gonna murder somebody to recharge him

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

this is one dumbass family

 

[Squirrel from Meteor Man]

1 out of 4 ain’t bad especially if that 1 is worth $200 million

 

[He Who Posts Well]

Might need to start a Porter family FML mega thread at this point

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

The more of his siblings in prison, the less $ he got to give to bums.

 

[Shadow King]

They look the same age

Nah she does look older, but 8 births will do that to you.

1 out of 4 ain’t bad especially if that 1 is worth $200 million

3 out of 4 being complete fuçk-ups outweighs that

 

[tremonthustler1]

All Lives Matter... except their victims

 

[MoshpitMazi]

Porter family sound like dirt bags.

Stop drinking and gambling like a degenerate and get your shyt together

 

[Don Homer]

Did these two just focus all their attention on Michael Porter Jr. and tell the rest they gotta fend for themselves? family is a mess outside of MPJ

MPJ is an anti-vax MAGA moron, and he's the most normal one of the bunch

 

[Michael's Black Son]

They are probably very close in age… But this is proof that Becky needs to spot you a good seven years. She looks like his older coworker.

These cave bǐtches age in Star Trek warp drive technology

 

[FAH1223]

Did these two just focus all their attention on Michael Porter Jr. and tell the rest they gotta fend for themselves? family is a mess outside of MPJ

The sisters of the family don't have those type of issues. Would have had a basketball career as well if it wasn't for the multiple ACL injuries.

Jontay: fukk up
Jevon: fukk up
Coban: fukk up

Michael: NBA star

1 out of 4 ain’t bad especially if that 1 is worth $200 million

Didn't realize they had 8 kids

Bri Porter - Born 1995
Cierra Porter - Born 1996
Michael Porter Jr. - Born 1998
Jontay Porter - Born 1999
Coban Porter - Born 2001
Jevon Porter - Born 2003
Izaak Porter - Born 2005
Jayda Porter - Born 2008

The youngest daughter, Jayda, is a sophmore in HS and one of the top prospects in the country.

The youngest brother, Izaak, graduated high school last year.

 

[Big Boss]

 

[34TheTruth]

1 out of 4 ain’t bad especially if that 1 is worth $200 million

“Jontay Porter was recently banned from the NBA after dealing with gambling issues that acted against league rules. Coban Porter was sentenced to six years in prison after being involved in a drunk driving accident that resulted in a homicide.”