Jetski Hov

[Art Barr]

Look like Denzel from that new lawyer movie

I had to turn off that movie in the middle last night.
Like wtf was the point of making this movie. I asked myself in the middle. Then when he went left on his principles.
All cause he was in shock he had disconnect.
to how the world changed was never going to change and just give a headfake was bullshyt. Turned it off.


Art Barr

 

[Art Barr]

00000000000000000000000000000022

One day, after shes embarrassed him enough, shes gonna leave this nikka

Beyounce is just as awkward as jayz.

Have you watched her dance. She is no natural at all as far as complex movements herself. Beyounce has no sex appeal, no rhythm moving in time to music and just awkward moving and singing period. Her singing voice is unconventional along with all her weird as runs too. She can beast at that but it is weird sounding and far from norm. On top of the fact her music and dance range show no real connective emotional passion to the activity she is performing. Plus if you watch her dating history. She likes weirdo off brand industry made popular nikkaz.
If you paying attention they are just alike.
Both are weirdo off brand types.
Their resume in life and dating is weirdo and awkward as fukk.

They make total sense together and beyounce has always gon for the weird top draw guy from marques Houston to mos def to jay.

None of those guys make any sense to the pedestal that beyounce is on. So both are off brand breh.

Pay attention.


Art Barr

 

[JayGatsby]

its not even the helmet that makes me laugh

its his body positioning and his face

all tensed up n shyt

 

[Roid Jones]

'I hear "hurry up Hov" when I'm out in the public' old ass nikka

 

[critical_temp]

Exactly. Plus I don't think y'all realize, dude is over 50 years old

He turns 49 this year I thought?

 

[Da King]

 

[a1pacino]

This is some funny ish, knew it wouldn’t be long before 50 cent added his 50 cents worth.

Almost made me laugh as much as when Dash said that a bird flew into Jay Z face as they were walking along the road, the mental visual of that is too funny, feathers flying everywhere!

Jay been the man but we all take that occasional L, lol!

 

[Oatmeal]

This is some funny ish, knew it wouldn’t be long before 50 cent added his 50 cents worth.

Almost made me laugh as much as when Dash said that a bird flew into Jay Z face as they were walking along the road, the mental visual of that is too funny, feathers flying everywhere!

Jay been the man but we all take that occasional L, lol!

I think Hov takes more than the occasional L, they just don't get out...but when they do...

 

[a1pacino]

We all take L’s now and again and it’s good to laugh at them,

It’s more funny with J though as he likes to be cool and try’s to guard these things but he’s still a top 2 rapper of all time imo and wealthy so I guess that evens it up for him.

 

[Sir Brehsington]

Thread funny af yall some mf fools!

 

[WavyHair ChippedTeeth]

 

[Methodical]

Why did he use a helmet for?

 

[Dad]

In all seriousness, I wonder if Jay suffers from
anxiety issues

 

[noodles]

He turns 49 this year I thought?

‘Late 20s’ when Reasonable Doubt dropped. Star is the same age..

 

[Da King]

I think Hov takes more than the occasional L, they just don't get out...but when they do...

how's that an L? what's he supposed to do, beat her ass?