Jetski Hov

[L. Deezy]

If these were taken at the same time the hilarious thing is that Jay Z wore the helmet and B didn’t....

It wasnt.. Bey had on a helmet too.

But Bey got waaaaay more pics in different places not using a helmet. Jay is a uncool weirdo outside of records and stage

 

[Rozay Oro]

This is some funny ish, knew it wouldn’t be long before 50 cent added his 50 cents worth.

Almost made me laugh as much as when Dash said that a bird flew into Jay Z face as they were walking along the road, the mental visual of that is too funny, feathers flying everywhere!

Jay been the man but we all take that occasional L, lol!

Lol you got a link?

 

[JodyHiighroller]

 

[a1pacino]

Lol you got a link?

I don’t have link and am too lazy to look for it but it’s mentioned in Dames Culture Vulture book and also on his YouTube clips, you will have to do some digging I’m afraid but it’s a true story!

 

[a1pacino]

I don’t have link and am too lazy to look for it but it’s mentioned in Dames Culture Vulture book and also on his YouTube clips, you will have to do some digging I’m afraid but it’s a true story!

Found it in the book (see below) - the clip online is with Dash and his barber.

“ Like one time we were in San Francisco and, like, a bird, outta nowhere, just smacked Jay in the face . That shyt was funny as hell . I still laugh about that because it was just an uncool moment . He just doesn’t have too many uncool moments . So it’s just fun when nobody’s trying to laugh, which makes it funny . I was on the floor for like three days until he was actually mad because I’d be laughing, man . I don’t care .

That shyt was the funniest thing I had ever seen . Yo, we were going into a “Jack in the Crack” across the street from the hotel, and out of nowhere a bird just hit this nikka in the face . Yo, I was crying . I was laughing so hard man, like that’s what I’m saying, that’s what we do, we snap . So, if nothing bad happened, yeah, we gone laugh man, like that wasn’t about nothing . He should enjoy that . I wouldn’t be playing none of that off . I’d be like, “Whatever .”


This book is a good buy, well worth a read...

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

 

[ThirdAct]

Camel looks like Eddie Murphy crossing the highway in Bowfinger

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

damn, prime mariah...age stays undefeated

 

[blankstairz]

 

[ryderldb]

Same shyt I was thinking

My man looked shook when he was jumping in that pool too

I never seen this version. Jay look like he just gave up like “fukk it I’m gonna die”

 

[Noah]

Is 50 making some of these memes himself?! Everyone is so quick

 

[Killalex]

Stop hating on one of the goats. Childish

 

[Luck]

Has someone answered wtf a helmet is good for on a jetski

Wouldn't that shyt make it worse if you hit the water...?

 

[Killalex]

Has someone answered wtf a helmet is good for on a jetski

Wouldn't that shyt make it worse if you hit the water...?

It's there so if you Sean Kingston yourself there's something to protect your skull.

 

[Kool]

Jay Z is one awkward looking muthafukka! I don't care what he's doing... he's going to look akward as hell doing it. LOL