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keanu reeves looks nothing like he did in bill and ted's excellent adventure.
he had a face lift and skin layers removed.
depp had his face filled and botox done but tried to fool you all by never getting his teeth whitened. shyt is yellow like margarine to make you think "oh, he didnt have work done" type feel.
kim kardashain has more work done to her face than anyone imaginable, and i bet you think she naturally looks like that.
heat therapy is a relaxing thing to do. kim made him do it. smmfh.
she be mind fukking him and making him feel less than.
bytch been doing this since 1995 and he still has a soft spot for her.
Now hold on buddy, wait just a minute. I'll be damned if I sit here and let you besmirch the good name of a certain Mr. John Christopher Depp the 2nd.
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