Jesus is back yall, and hes Australian. Mary Magdalene is a hottie.

[MouseTeeth]

wow he has people convinced that they were there with jesus being crucified. they were even crying and shyt.

I honestly believe that this is the exact kind of con that all religions are built on. Some pathological liars who get a kick out of manipulating people, or maybe just a schizophrenic who honestly believes these type of things but is just crazy. I mean look at people today, we are infinitely more educated in our understanding of the world and yet there are still crazies who up stories like this. You know it had to happen in the past as well. The only difference is today you will be declared insane. Long story short I've seen waaay too many people lie about waaay too many things to just believe crazy stories because I'm told to.

Side note Mary Magdalene could get it...

It's simpler than that. He's playin them...trust me he's gettin bread out of this whole return of Jesus shtick

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

i believe it, he's definitely getting money out of this. you know damn well hes getting all the puss he wants from mary and probably other bytches too. 3 ways and shyt, thats the real holy trinity haha. i respect this mans hustle

 

[the cac mamba]

M.M.

she isn't beating this one...

thats...

 

[Slystallion]

My catholic school teachings are a bit rusty...but did Jesus say he was coming back in the new testament? I know in revelations they said Jesus would bring 1000 years of peace after the battle with the 4 horsemen or something like that...any biblical scholars with the exact details?

 

[Fillerguy]

My catholic school teachings are a bit rusty...but did Jesus say he was coming back in the new testament? I know in revelations they said Jesus would bring 1000 years of peace after the battle with the 4 horsemen or something like that...any biblical scholars with the exact details?

He said eventually but no one will know and if they say the do, they're lying. Even Jesus didnt know.

 

[Bud Bundy]

lol at jesus and his reincarnated disciples all being Australians.